Alinnah Stephanie dormir-à-rei neste momento, quantidade ùnica de beijos enviados à vossas senhorias via a rede social cujo nome de origem estadunidense (ou inglesa, nao possuo conhecimento) é facebook ! Kkkkkkk falei complicado agora ein ?! Kkkkk bjs pessoaL :*
Roberto Canário Pergunta de John Grogan: Quantas pessoas fazem você se sentir raro, puro e especial? Quantas pessoas fazem você se sentir extraordinário?
Minha resposta: Ninguém...
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WHEN EVERYTHING U GET IS...EVERYTHING THAT YOU'VE WANTED!
Jenaka : Memo Buat Staff
Staff Sekalian, Perhatian kepada semua staff. Berkuatkuasa pada tahun 2009, syarikat ini akan menguatkuasakan peraturan baru kepada semua staff. Perkara yang digubal adalah seperti berikut:-
Untuk maklumat staff sekalian,
a. PENGANGKUTAN
Sekiranya anda memandu kereta import, kereta mewah atau kereta Honda contohnya, kami menganggap anda sudah terlalu mewah, jadi tiada kenaikan gaji.
Sekiranya anda memandu kereta yang telah uzur, lebih dari 10 tahun atau menggunakan pengangkutan awam, kami mengandaikan anda mempunyai banyak simpanan, jadi tiada kenaikan gaji.
Sekiranya anda memandu kerata nasional samaada proton atau perodua, kami mengandaikan anda telah berada di level yang sepatutnya, jadi tiada kenaikan gaji.
b. CUTI TAHUNAN
Setiap orang akan mendapat cuti 104 hari dalam setahun dan kebanyakannya ialah hari sabtu dan ahad.
c. WAKTU LUNCH
1) Staff yang kurus akan diberi rehat selama 30 minit. Ini kerana mereka perlu makan lebih untuk kesihatan.
2) Untuk saiz normal, mereka akan diberi rehat selama 15 minit. Ini kerana mereka sedang elok dan cuma perlu mengambil makanan secara stabil.
3) Untuk mereka yang gemuk, mereka akan diberi rehat selama 5 minit sahaja. Ini kerana mereka cuma perlu makan pil dan susu atau teh untuk menguruskan badan.
d. CUTI SAKIT
Mulai 2005 kami tidak lagi mengiktiraf sijil sakit dari Doktor ini kerana sekiranya anda mampu pergi ke Klinik untuk dapatkan MC, anda tentu boleh pergi kerja juga.
e. PENGGUNAAN TANDAS
Kami mendapat aduan ramai staff yang mengambil masa terlalu lama di dalam tandas. Mulai tahun 2009 setiap seorang hanya boleh menggunakan tandas selama 5 minit sahaja. Sekiranya lebih dari 5 minit secara automatiknya tandas akan di pam, tisu akan stuck, pintu akan terbuka dan kemera akan menyala.
Sekiranya lebih dari 2 kali gambar anda dirakam, kami akan menampal gambar anda di notis board di bawah korum 'staff sembelit'.
f. PEMBEDAHAN
Selagi anda menjadi staff di sini, kami tidak membenarkan anda melakukan sebarang pembedahan. Jangan cuba mengeluarkan apa-apa saja organ dari dalam badan anda kerana kami mengambil anda bekerja kerana anda mempunyai organ yang cukup. Sekiranya tidak, ini bermakna anda telah melanggar kontrak.
g. PENGGUNAAN INTERNET
Segala penggunaan internet atas urusan peribadi seperti membaca e-mail, chatting dan games akan dikenakan bayaran RM2.00 sejam (sama seperti harga pasaran). Bayaran ini akan ditolak dari gaji anda.
Sebagai permulaan, 73% staff di sini tidak akan mendapat gaji selama 3 bulan, ini kerana harga penggunaan internet sahaja telah melebihi 3 bulan gaji mereka.
Terima kasih kerana masih setia berkhidmat di syarikat ini. Kami akan cuba memberikan perkhidmatan yang terbaik. Sebarang pertanyaan, komen, aduan, kekecewaan, sakit hati, bantahan, maki hamun, caci nista boleh disalurkan ke tempat lain.
~;xDRagon7
Jennifer McCloskey 99 confession's.
1. Last hug: My mom
2. Last phone call: Jackie
3. Last text message: Jessica
4. Last song you heard: I Wanna Hold Your Hand-Beatles
5. Last time you cried: Yesterday (What can I say, I miss him)
HAVE YOU EVER:
6. Dated someone twice: No
7. Been cheated on: No
8. Kissed someone & regretted it: A long time ago
9. Lost someone special: Yeah
10. Been depressed: Sorta
11. Been drunk and threw up: :) No comment
LIST THREE FAVORITE COLORS:
12: blue
13: orange
14: green
THIS YEAR HAVE YOU:
15. Made a new friend: yep
16. Fallen out of love: Nope :)
17. Laughed until you cried: Haha yeah
18. Met someone who changed you: Well that was actually last year <3
19. Found out who your true friends were: Yep
20. Found out someone was talking about you: no
21. Kissed anyone on your friend's list: Not enough times <3
YOUR LIFE.
22.How many people on your friends list do you know in real life: Over half
23. How many kids do you want: 2
24. Do you have any pets: Yep, Freddy the evil cat :)
25. Do you want to change your name: Nope
26. What did you do for your last Birthday: Went to P.F. Changs with my love
27. What time did you wake up today: 11
28. What were you doing at midnight last night: Hanging out with mercedes
29. Name something you cannot wait for: Seeing Robert again <3
30. Last time you saw your mother: about 20 minutes ago
31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life: just wish I could see him
32. What are you listening to right now: I'll Follow You Into The Dark (DCFC)
33. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: Yeah my neighbor
34. Who's getting on your nerves right now: Noone
35. Most visited webpage: Facebook
36. Whats your real name: Jennifer Lynn Mae McCloskey
37. Nicknames: Mae, Love (from Rob :P)
38. Relationship Status: Taken and in love <3
40. Male or female: female
44. Write w/e you want here: "Kiss me under the milky twilight"
45. Long or short: long
46. Height: 5'4
47. Do you have a crush on someone: no, in love
48. What do you like about yourself: I'm not stupid :)
49. Piercings: ears, bellybutton
50. Tattoos: none
51. Righty or lefty: lefty
FIRSTS:
53. First piercing: ears
54. First best friend: Anna
55.First sport you joined: baseball
56. First vacation: A cabin in Indiana
RIGHT NOW:
59. Eating: nothing
60. Drinking: Country Time Lemonade
61. I'm about to: Maybe watch netflix soon
62. Listening to: Crazy Little Thing Called Love by Queen
63. Waiting for : January 6 to see my handsome!
YOUR FUTURE:
64. Want kids: definitely
65. Get married: definitely
66. Career: radiologist
WHICH IS BETTER:
67. Lips or eyes: Eyes
68. Hugs or kisses: Hugs
69. Shorter or taller: taller
70. Older or Younger: older
71. Romantic or spontaneous: Has to be both, which he is :)
72. Nice stomach or nice arms: Doesn't really matter
73. Sensitive or loud: sensitive and loud :)
74. Hook-up or relationship: relationship
HAVE YOU EVER:
76. Kissed a stranger: Ha well...
77. Drank hard liquor: Let's just ask Jim about that one :)
78. Lost glasses/contacts: Nope
79. Sex on first date: No
80. Broken someone's heart: yes
82. Been arrested: no
83. Turned someone down: yes
84. Cried when someone died: yes
85. fallen for a friend: No
DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
86. Yourself: yes
87. Miracles: yes
88. Love at first sight: yes
89. Heaven: yes
90. Santa Clause: no
91. Kiss on the first date: yes
92. Angels: yes
ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
94. Had more than 1 boyfriend at a time: no
95. Did you sing today: Yep :)
96. Ever drunk called someone: Nope
97. If you could go back in time, how far would you go? I only want to go forward
98. The moment you would choose: In time to see my handsome
99. Are you afraid of falling in love?: no because I already am in love <3
Enid Suarez Nada hay impossible para el señor y yo creo en lo que el me a prometido a un que Santana's diga lo contrario yo e decidido creer al señor
Yiyo Garcia mannnnn tengo dos examenes finales el jueves y no e estudiado nada. pero lo bueno eske es el ultimo dia de clases y medan un mes de vaca...
Gill Mani ਆਪਣੇ ਹੀ ਹੁੰਦੇ ਨੇ ਜੋ ਦਿਲ ਤੇ ਵਾਰ ਕਰਦੇ ਨੇ,
ਗੈਰਾਂ ਨੂ ਕੀ ਖਬਰ ਕਿ ਦਿਲ ਕਿਸ ਗਲ ਨਾਲ
ਦੁਖਦਾ ਏ..."
"ਜਲਦਬਾਜ਼ੀ ਵਿਚ ਚੁਨੇ ਹੋਏ
ਯਾਰ ...ਕੀਤਾ ਪਿਆਰ ...ਤੇ ਹਥਿਆਰ ਸਮੇ ਤੇ
ਧੋਖਾ ਦੇ ਜਾਂਦੇ ਆ.
Yosuke Ishibashi 『石橋陽輔さんを一言で語ってください！』 A「キモすぎる」B「キモすぎる」C「キモすぎる」D「キモすぎる」E「恥ずかしがり」F「なんか残念」 http://shindanmaker.com/171851
ひ、ひどすぎる、、(T_T)
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Edwardo Murillo 20 likes & i'll do my ABC's
A- Available:
B- Birthday:
C- Crushing On:
D- Drink you last had:
E- Easiest person to talk to:
F- Favorite song:
G- Grossest memory:
H- Hometown:
I- In love with:
K- Killed someone:
L- Longest friendship:
M- Middle Name:
N- Number of siblings:
O- One wish:
P- Person who called me last :
Q- Question i Always asked:
R- Reason to smile:
S- Song you last sang:
T- Time you woke up:
U- Underwear color:
V- Violent moment:
W- Worst habit:
X- X who I never stopped loving:
Y- Your last kiss:
Z- Zodiac sign:
Rafaelly Garcia quem teve a idéia de jogar queimada pode vim fazer massagem nas minhas costas e ombros... já!
Anthony B Vanderbilt Sr. NAUGHTY KIDS LIST! {USE THE TEN FRIENDS TO YOUR LEFT!}
DUMPING SALT IN MRS. CLAUSES COOKIES: Lyric Mack
LACING SANTA'S HOT COCOA WITH EX-LAX: Herbie FirstBorn Adams
BREAKING ALL THE CANDY CANES: Tj Benderman
REPLACING ALL THE WRAPPING PAPER WITH TOILET PAPER: Pierre C Goodwin
PISSING OBSCENE WORDS IN THE SNOW: Tyerrell Born Bahdd
SABOTAGING ALL THE TOOLS IN SANTAS WORK SHOP: Jaymz Center'Fold
GETTING THE ELVES DRUNK ON THE DAY BEFORE CHRISTMAS EVE: Vincent E. Herring {LUSH <3}
TAKING THE SLEIGH AND REINDEER FOR A JOY RIDE: Cortez Johnson
CHEATING AT THE REINDEEER GAMES: Joshua KlassyyKiid Rhotan {A RINGER}
PUTTING SANTAS NAUGHTY LIST THROUGH THE SHEDDER: Majestic U Maxwell {GUESS ALOT OF YA FAM WASNT ON THE GOOD LIST HUH}
John Hawley NPC Royal Palm Classic; Sept. 1, 2012
ROYAL PALM CLASSIC BB, FIGURE & BIKINI (LEVEL IVA) - Open Men, Masters (50,40), Women, Figure Open & Over 30 & 40, Bikini Open Contact: Calvin Choy, 3603 SE 9th Place, Apt 1, Cape Coral, FL 33904 (Tel. 239-247-7324). E-mail: royalpalmclassic@yahoo.com. Web site: www.royalpalmclassic.com Location: Ida S. Baker High School Auditorium, 3500 Aqualinda Blvd., Cape Coral, FL
Francisco Lopes A TROCA DE MENSAGENS REFLETE-SE EM CORRENTE POSITIVA, E ATÉ, EM MUITOS MOMENTOS TERAPÊUTICOS.
Mian Zaheer Har Ibtadah sy pehle har intaha ke baad,
Zaat-e-Nabi SAWW buland hai zaat-e-Khuda ke Baad,
Dunya mein ehtaraam ke qabil hain jitne log,
Main sab ko manta hon magar Mustafa SAWW ke baad,
Qatl-e Hussain asl mein marg-e- Yazid hai,
Islam zinda hota hai, har Karbala ke baad. . . !
Gretty Bear Rheanne Parker is a whale! Lauren Curtis is a eel! Kyle E. Moore is a shark! Zach Baer is a seahorse! Dean Scafidi is a sea turtle! Gretty Bear is a octopus!
sea world!
Justin Neely So after reading the last 2 days BCS stupidity and other status', no offense E-Mack, but Geaux Tigers. The refs have nothing to do with it...it's the system. The system has failed again. Sad...
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Agnaldo Martins E PARA AS BIXARADA DO PANETONE!! HJ SIM HJ SIM OS BAMBIS VAO PRA LIBETADORES!! GOOOOOOOOOOL DO INTERRRRRRRRR!! AHHHHHHHH NAO HJ NAO HJ NAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOO !! KKKKKKKKKKK!!!
Angel Pena SOY BIEN VALIENTE!!! :B
Si pones " A" - Pondre que eres mi novi@, por 2 dias.(Al primero que ponga)
Si pones " B " - Pondré tu foto de perfil por 1 día!
Si pones " C " - Pondré " TE AMO " en tu muro 10 veces.
Si pones " D " - Te dire quien me gusta $:
Si pones " E " - Tendre que poner una relación de casados por 3 dias
Y si eres valiente ponlo en tu muro si no lo pegas tienes miedo!! :B! XD!
Yuri Baez To Giants fans: HA HA !( in my Nelson voice) J-E-T-S JETS JETS JETS!
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