Monday, December 5, 2011

I found the best way organized religions lead to warso Iv e decided to beleive the way i Always have if you you would like tto share i will privately

Jim Jr Biven
Jim Jr Biven I found the best way.. organized religions lead to war..so Iv e decided to beleive the way i Always have, if you you would like tto share i will privately
 
Adeyemo Mutiu Premier
Adeyemo Mutiu Premier Gud morning 2 u all, 2day we be d asura day, odun anobi seree, u my brothers and sisters e je ki a gba awe loni
 
Bianca Gabriela Cîmpian
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David Kong
David Kong They Hurt Her. Carmen was 17 years old when her parents decided to move to India. Her father had lost his job and the only way he could find new employment was by moving to a new state the relocation caused a lot of problems for Carmen. She had to leave her friends behind and attend a whole new school in Indiana. Carmen had a hard time making friends when she changed schools. It was the middle of the school year and most of the students had no interest in befriending the new girl. Initially, she spent many days alone, walking from class to class without speaking to anyone, but she eventually started hanging around with a group of five other girls. Carmen thought these girls were her friends, but it wasn’t long before she discovered that they had been talking about her behind her back and spreading vile rumors. When she confronted them, the girls turned on her and began bullying her every day, making her life a misery. They started out calling her names, but then the bullying got much worse. One day, she left her school books in the classroom at break time. When shereturned, she found someone had taken a sharpie and written dirty words all over her books. Another day, she opened her bag and discovered someone had poured yoghurt all over the insides. Sometimes, she would come to school and find her locker had been vandalized. The final straw came when she put on her coat at recess and found that someone had stuffed dog poop in her pockets. There and then, Carmen decided that she couldn’t take the bullying any longer. She planned to stay behind, that evening, after school, and tell her teacher what had been happening. Unfortunately, her decision came too late to save her life. After lunch, her teacher announced that the school was holding a fire drill. When the alarm sounded, Carmen and the other students filed out of the classroom and assembled in the yard outside. As the teachers read out the roll call, the gang of five girls decided that this was a great opportunity to embarrass Carmen in front of the whole school during the fire drill. They moved over to where Carmen was standing, near a sewer drain, and began crowding the poorgirl, getting in her face and nudging her towards the open manhole. They pushed her and she tripped over and fell head-first down the manhole. When they saw her falling, the girls started giggling and when Carmen’s name was called out, they shouted "She’s down in the sewer!" All of the other students began laughing. But when the teachers looked down the manhole and saw Carmen’s body lying at the bottom in the muck and the poop, the laughter abruptly stopped. Her head was twisted around at an odd angle and her face was covered in blood. Worse still, she wasn’t moving. There was nothing any of the teachers could do for her. Carmen was dead. When the police arrived and went down into the sewer, they determined that she had broken her neck. Her face had been torn off when she hit the ladder on the way down and her neck snapped when she landed on her head on the concrete at the bottom. The police hauled Carmen’s body out of the sewer and sent her to the mortuary. Everyone had to stay behind after school while the police questioned all of Carmen’s classmates. The five girlslied to the police, saying they had witnessed Carmen falling down the sewer. The police believed the girls and Carmen Winstead’s death was ruled an accident and the case was closed. Everyone thought that was the last they would hear of Carmen Winstead, but they were wrong. Months later, Carmen’s classmates began receiving strange e-mails on their MySpaces. The e-mails were titled "They Pushed Her" and claimed that Carmen hadn’t really fallen down the sewer, she had been pushed. The e-mails also warned that the guilty people should own up and take responsibility for their crime. If they didn’t there would be horrible consequences. Most people dismissed the e-mails as a hoax, but others were not so sure. A few days later, one of the girls who pushed Carmen down the sewer was at home taking a shower, when she heard a strange cackling laugh. It seemed to be coming from the drain. The girl started to freak out and ran out of the bathroom. That night, the girl said goodnight to her mom and went to sleep. Five hours later, her mom was awoken in the middle of the night, by a loudnoise that resounded throughout the house. She ran into her daughter’s room, only to find it empty. There was no trace of the girl. The worried mother called the police and when they arrived, they conducted a search of the area. Eventually, they discovered the girl’s grisly remains. Her corpse was lying in the sewer, covered in muck and poop. Her neck was broken and her face missing. It had been completely torn off. One by one, all of the girls who pushed Carmen that day were found dead. They had all been killed in exactly the same way and were all found at exactly the same spot. In the sewer at the bottom of the same uncovered manhole where Carmen had met her doom. But the killing didn’t stop there. More and more of Carmen’s former classmates were found dead. It seemed that anyone who didn’t believe that Carmen had been pushed, was eventually found down in the sewer with their necks broken and their faces torn off. They say that Carmen’s ghost is still on the rampage, hunting down anyone who doesn’t believe herstory. According to the legend, Carmen will get you, whetherit’s from a toilet, a shower, a sink or a drain. When you go to sleep, you’ll wake up in the sewer, in complete darkness, paralyzed, unable to move, hearing cackling laughter all around you. Then, as you scream in horror, Carmen will come and tear your face off. So be careful who you bully, because you just might find yourself on the receiving end of the curse of Carmen Winstead. FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off. Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true. If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower.
 
Josh Hannum
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Hoa Chip
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Stefanie Stevens-Kanz
Stefanie Stevens-Kanz Sitting in my car drinking bud! I love you BUD!!!e
 
Sandro Narvarte
Sandro Narvarte QUE BUENO.....LO COPIE DE UN AMIGO.... No vale picarse. Este chistecito me lo mando una mujer. Asunto: Mision NASA La NASA ha enviado al espacio la misión DELTA 4321, módulo experimental tripulado por dos simios y una mujer. Lo siguiente es parte de la comunicación entre el control de Tierra ubicado en Houston y la tripulación: * Houston a Simio 1: Simio 1 verifique sistemas hidráulicos, verifique adecuada presión en los propulsores de arranque e indicadores de desgaste en el fuselaje; a 60.000 pies disminuya un 25% en la velocidad de rotación. El simio 1 mira hacia la cámara y hace la seña de OK. * Houston a Simio 2: Simio 2 nivele velocidad al cruzar la estratósfera y active sistemas anticongelantes. No olvide monitorear cada 15 minutos los sistemas de comunicación y el mantenimiento de la órbita geoestacionaria. Revise computadoras 1, 2, 3 y 4, y reporte cualquier actividad anormal. El simio 2 hace la seña de OK. * Houston a Mujer: No se olvide..... * Mujer a Houston: Sí, sí, sí, YA SÉ! YA SÉEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!, QUE NO SE ME OLVIDE DARLE DE COMER A ESTOS 2 MONOS DE MIER..., Y QUE NI SE ME VAYA A OCURRIR TOCAR NADA.
 
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John Low
警察滥权,警局里生命也受威胁 十二月三日, 晚上8:15左右,我们四人(二男二女)在SPRINT大道被一辆警车以警灯从后方截停。 司机(林先生)下车走向警车。 警察司机(尤舒)下车要求身份证及驾照。 过后要求林先生开后尾箱检查。 检查完毕一无所获。另一名警察(法伊查)要求坐在车上的余先生下车并要求他把口袋里的东西全部拿出。尤舒以余先生身上带有三名员工的护照相片为由,大声恐吓余先生说:“我有权怀疑你是AGENT”! 余先生马上解释这是员工的照片,并澄清他是工程师,这是工作方面需要申请准证用的。尤舒没收余先生的照片。之后向二位进行全身搜查。全身检查显然没有违法物品。 这时,尤舒以藏有他人照片为由,要求我们四人尾随警车到BRICKFIELD警局进行尿液检验。法伊查要求车上的我及苏小姐交出身份证。 我们跟随警车到警局。奇怪的是,警局就在我们右边,但警车要求我们把车泊在警局外的路边(黑暗的树下)。法伊查下车指示林先生及余先生上警车,把两位女士留在车上等候。林先生觉得不妥,询问为何只带男士,并说明把女士留在黑暗的地方很危险。尤舒告知;“Mengikut normal sense, perempuan jarang menghisap dadah.” 这时,他感觉到更不妥,为何会跟白粉扯上关系呢?当时林先生马上拨电予律师朋友,并告知警察,我们的律师要我们进警局跟警方合作。当我们提起我们的律师会过来时,尤舒非常激动,以非常不友善的语气说: “ok,ok, u ada lawyer,mau masuk,masuk!” 我们四人一起走进警局,警车尾随我们。我们发现这间警局并不是先前警察所说要带我们去的,反而是Balai Polis Travers。当我们正走向警局的柜台时,警车却泊在警局一个黑暗的角落。法伊查下车再次叫着我们并示意要我们走去他的方向。我们走向他,他告诉我们这间警局的验尿部门已关闭,我们必须跟随他到Ibu Pejabat Brickfield。我们告知警察我们要在警局内等待律师到来才跟他去。法伊查指示我们在警车那等候。 我觉得警察的行为不对劲,询问我们既然人已经在警局了为何不能进去?!尤舒很生气,大声责骂:“Kenapa nak masuk dalam? Kamu nak report apa?”林先生觉得尤舒的态度恶劣,马上向他要求警员ID。尤舒的反应更激动,立刻从警车冲下来,大力关门,直接冲向林先生并很凶地问他:“Apa sal u nak ID saya?”林先生回答他:“Ini hak asasi saya,right?”。由于尤舒的态度已经让我们觉得安全受威胁,我们快步走进警局内希望获得协助。 一进警局,我们告知当值的女警事发经过,也告知她我们是跟随警察车来到这里做尿液检验的。我们愿意合作,只是过程中那两位警察态度恶劣,行为古怪,我们希望进来警局,在一个受保护的情况下跟警方合作。女警收集我们的身份证,要求我们做着等候。 女警询问我们:“Adakah kamu nak menjalankan urin test di sini sahaja? Mana-mana pun tak mahu pergi?”。 我们立刻说是,才放下心静候。 一切都以为事情得已顺利地解决,怎知却是恶梦的开始……… 过了大概十分钟,我们才看见尤舒走进警局,直接向柜台的女警报案。我们不知报告内容,但当报告一出时,法伊查指示林先生及余先生跟随他到IPD BRICKFIELD 做尿液检验。我们感到十分惊讶,因为刚才他们才答应当我们的律师到达后直接在这间警察局做检验,为何一切都变换了??!!所以我们马上询问警察验尿的程序是怎样的, 警察不但没回答我们的问题,反而出现一位身穿便服的警察,女警称他为Officer(驾驶civic 7818),并告知他们只能服从他的话,显然较为高职,要求我们上警车。我们要求在律师的陪同下前往,但被拒绝。 林先生询问Officer:“I have the right to wait for my lawyer,right?”Officer很坚决地回答“No! Kamu nak ikut atau tidak?”我语气更坚定说:“Bukan tak mahu ikut, kami tunggu lawyer sampai dulu.” Officer再问:“Nak ikut atau tidak?” Officer便大声叫法伊查 “ambil gari,garikan dia.” 法伊查没有马上拿出手铐,Officer直接走向林先生并捉住他的手,再次以更大声地说:“Sekarang dia siapa, angkat gari garikan dialah!”这时法伊查才拿出手铐。Officer从背后推林先生,林先生本能想脱开手,Officer大声问他:“Kenapa kamu menentang?!!”余先生看到此举,就抓了Officer的手一下,Officer就大骂:“Kamu siapa,berani kamu pegang saya!!”余先生马上道歉并放手,但Officer却叫法伊查连余先生一起铐上手铐。我马上立刻问Officer: “Apa kesalahan mereka, kenapa mereka perlu digari?” Officer指示女警:“Garikan dia sekali!!”但女警没行动。 之后,几位警察就强行把我们连衣带人拉进警车,完全没有告诉我们犯了什么错,为什么要逮捕我们! 我们好像重犯,被警车以飞快的速度送往IPD BRICKFIELD (sri petaling的警局,我们不敢肯定是否叫IPD BRICKFIELD,只是他们警察是如此说)。在车上,我们被告知:“Sekarang, kamu telah ditahan. Mengikut prosedur,telefon bimbit perlu dirampas. Oleh kerana kamu bukan kesalahan berat, kamu dibenarkan mematikan telefon bimbit.”到了IPD BRICKFIELD,我们被带到四楼的Unit Narkotik进行验尿。验尿结果果然不出我们所料,全部没问题。这时,手铐才从他们二人的手上拿去。 女警告知我们验尿结果一切正常,我们将被释放,只是释放之前还会再验我们的车。若没发现,我们就可以走了。其中一个警察说:“若你们给予合作,我们早就打算放了你们。但是你们态度坚决,才会浪费那么多时间。” 我们再次被警车在马路上横冲直撞地送回Balai Polis Travers.虽然你是警察,但我们根本不是罪犯,也不见得赶时间,这样的开车方式,简直是滥用警权。过后,警察们在我们车内进行检查,一切没发现后放我们走。 对于这个事件的处理,我非常不满意: 1. 藏有他人护照照片跟吸毒有什么关系? 为何警察可以随随便便在路边截停车辆,无理要求我们跟随进行尿液检验? 2. 我们给予合作,跟警察回警局,为何要在警局边黑暗的树下谈?警察要求我们验尿难道进警局验不对吗?为何阻止我们进警局? 3. 警察态度恶劣,行径古怪, 身为马来西亚居民,要求警方出示ID确认身份不是我们的权力吗?若你光明正大,为何拒绝?我可以出示身份证,为何你不能出示警察ID? 4. 要求在律师的陪同下才去验尿却被告知我们没有等律师的权力。人权何在?我们没有拒绝验尿,只是多等一会儿,难道对验尿结果会有影响吗? 5. 以为进到警局人身安全会被保护,结果在警局内莫名被扣上手铐,被强行拉进警车。我们是良好市民,跟警察到警局配合检验,却受到如此对待,我们以后如何敢再相信警察? 如何敢跟警察合作? 6. 询问警察我们犯了什么错,要被扣上手铐? 问一个问题就差点被扣上手铐,原来警局里市民是无权发问,无权发言的! 7. 检验完毕,一无所获,说我们浪费时间。我们四位都是大学毕业,专业人士,到底是谁在浪费谁的时间? 8. 检验结果一切正常,在开车送我们回去警局拿车时,在马路上左右穿梭,飞快驾驶,都拖了那么长时间,难道真的那么赶吗? 这件事情,让我们觉得非常心寒。所以决定说出来让大家知道,希望大家在遇到这样的事件时,千万不要独自在警局。我们四个人都遇到如此对待,所以大家千万要小心。若真遇到类似事件,当时或许没办法,但过后我们必须勇敢站出来捍卫我们的人权。虽然一切都发生了,但绝对要追究到底,一定要站出来投诉。或许不会有太大的改变,但至少我们努力捍卫自己! 请大家帮忙转载,这是一起真人真事,大家都不是笨蛋,其实都明白那截停的警察是为了什么,但这也太过分了吧!!!!况且根据暗示,他们都喜欢找我们同胞,所以,同胞们,一定要团结啊!!
 
Jhey Cosep
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