Showing posts with label present. Show all posts
Showing posts with label present. Show all posts

Friday, December 9, 2011

Bcuz u fell in love wit the dick lmao Blacks hate comebacks When u're down they want u 2 stay there When u rise they hate 4 it mrnng odrwise

Charmz NeedzsomeHenny Rivera
Charmz NeedzsomeHenny Rivera Bcuz u fell in love wit the dick lmao
 
Olwethu Tembani
Olwethu Tembani Blacks hate comebacks. When u're down they want u 2 stay there. When u rise they hate 4 it... mrnng odrwise.
 
Manilyn Agtarap Macaballug
Manilyn Agtarap Macaballug Love's she make u happy & Sometimes love she make u crazy,,,
 
Corella Burke
Corella Burke My children received an early Christmas present. The look on their faces was priceless. Thank u Jesus for continuing to bless me.
 
Gerald G-baby Marshall
Gerald G-baby Marshall OK I FUCKED UP BUT I PUT IT ON MY GMA NEVA AGAIN I REALLY LUV MY GURL N HURT HER FEELIN 2NIT I HOPE SHE HAS A HEART TO FORGIVE ME N NOW ALL ON MY MIND IS HER BAE WTEVA U DO DNT LEAVE ME IDK WT I CAN DO TO MAKE IT UP BUT I WILL #iswear
 
Stephanie Reeves
Stephanie Reeves Itz a dam shame wen u gotta tlk ta ur dam friends n da inbox ta finish a convo cuz sum drama queenxmz always got sumthn ta say mm mm mm smdh #luv my haterz#
 
Xolisile Mbambo
Xolisile Mbambo ey sekusile shame nokubanda kwalo namhlanje wsh ull a wndrful day guys lv u all
 
Julie Reifenrath
Julie Reifenrath Eldon's , eat a steak injected with annehidrous anemonia! Yum! Not! If u like meth or altering ur ming and body! JUST SAYIN!,
 
Jay Skate
Jay Skate Whn u think tht u have reached the end,u havent,u can always keep goin.
 
Erica Dawkins Smith
Erica Dawkins Smith HEY RICKY RICK FURY CALHOUN.......I APPRECIATE THE RESPECT U CLAIM TO HAVE FOR ME MY DAUGHTER AND MY SISTER......BUT WHAT U SHOULD RESPECT IS THE GAME CALLED "LIFE". CUZ WHAT WE DO WHILE WE HERE LIVING IT...WE HAVE TO ANSWER TO THAT ONE DAY. UNDERSTAND I AM NOT IN THIS TO HURT U....EMBARRASS U OR ANYTHING OF THE KIND....... BUT AS I TOLD U I STAND TOE TO TOE WITH U TO CORRECT U. IT SERVES ME NO PURPOSE TO LIE ON U.....IF U DONT LIKE MY ACTIONS....... STOP YOUR VAGINA WAYS....I HAVENT SEEN U SINCE 1997.......AND U DIDNT COME TO YOUR GRANDMOTHERS FUNERAL.......AND THAT WAS THE DAY U BECAME A NONFACTOR TO THIS ENTIRE FAMILY.
 
David Frazier
David Frazier so me and my brother don went 2 rouses and da weather cold he always b wearin dem jackets wit all dem damn zippers he went in da store came bakk and asked me whea da keys at? i said mayb if u wuldnt have all dem damn zippers like micheal jackson mayb u culd find da keys #lmao if i dnt have nobody i got dem niggas my brothers
 
Kristen Surbrook-Howard
Kristen Surbrook-Howard lol some of my in laws would love this ;)
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spoof of the Pure Michigan commercials, by John Kerfoot, highlighting University of Michigan football
 
Haitham Kuraishi
Haitham Kuraishi ahhhhhhhh u laker fans are funny.
 
Rosa Maria McCoy
Rosa Maria McCoy I have an survey here about the new healthcare reform bill.. Can u please take a min to answer the three question it's a homework assignment it's very simple. I will really appreciate it. Thanks :) http://www.surveymonkey.com/s/PM9R9HM
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Please take the survey titled "HealthCare Reform Bill". Your feedback is important!
 
Zachary E. Mosley
Zachary E. Mosley lms if u single
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http://www.lilwaynetones.info - Go here to get the best quality and newest Lil Wayne ringtones for your cell phone.
 
Twin West
Twin West Rip fred....gone bt nevr forgotten u wil always b missed...n ima miss those big ol hugs u used to giv ot at the tech house....good days....LOVE U FRED....!!!!......
 
Daonenonly Itiswhatitis
Daonenonly Itiswhatitis U know for the past few years i havent partied or got into ne trouble but dnt let that fool u...so wit that being said dnt let me make a trip to Maxton cuz i will....praying for my bestie Tiff n the kids...may Mike RIP
 
Jackson Jokazi
Jackson Jokazi Dnt be foold by the mere fact cpt dznt hv gold bcz the r gold diggerz n u better watch out ths u gona be vacuumd ths festive n ur january wil be lyk its a whole year gentle n ladies
 
Meighan Lynn Plogh
Meighan Lynn Plogh i cant believe rachel crow is gone from xfactor dumbass nicole u shoulda just voted for marcus like u wanted 2 for him 2 go home
 
Jillian Alvarez
Jillian Alvarez Iyke ma status of u think I'm cute Like ma status if u think I'm sexy Like ma status cuz u like my status! Ahaha I love that video!
 
Tyresha Smiley'Face Mcabee
Tyresha Smiley'Face Mcabee Q: Y DO U LOVE REESE'S SO MUCH A:CUZZ DHEY SO GOOD MANN OWIEe
 
Amelia Mahlow
Amelia Mahlow If u LOVE christofer drew(nevershoutnever):lms if u dislike him:comment my status with ur reason y!
 
Sean Hodder Sr.
Sean Hodder Sr. https://plus.google.com/u/0/b/104403179185869271237/104403179185869271237/videos
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Jones Kane™ Music Production and Beat Design - MUSIC PRODUCER, ECLECTIC MUSIC DESIGNER, THE NEW STANDARD IN MUSIC CREATION
 
Nakita Bradby
Nakita Bradby Sexually u have to please ur mate to keep a strong & powerful relationship. Tell me fb what do u do to keep ur mate happy? Just a general question to all of u!
 
Nicole Wagner
Nicole Wagner What time do u get off?? Cause i wanna c u tonight!! Lay it on me! #cupcakintonight <3LeSs
 

Sunday, December 4, 2011

hahaha i laugh every time i see that i made myself over 100 years old CHANDIGARH DECEMBER 03BB:The Punjab Cabinet today decided to extend the benefit of 100 units

Kwani Kwanie
Kwani Kwanie hahaha i laugh every time i see that i made myself over 100 years old
 
Arvind Malethia
Arvind Malethia CHANDIGARH DECEMBER 03(BB):The Punjab Cabinet today decided to extend the benefit of 100 units per month of free electricity to 15 lakh families instead of the present 10 lakh families. A decision to this effect was taken here at a meeting of the Cabinet chaired by Punjab Chief Minister Mr. Parkash Singh Badal this evening. Disclosing this here today a spokesperson of the Punjab government said that the Cabinet also decided to regularize the unauthorized colonies in the state. Local Government Minister Mr. Tikshan Sud had been authorized to work out the details for the regularization of the unauthorized colonies within a stipulated time frame.In a major decision, the government also gave in principle approval to regularize the services of the part time lecturers working in the Govt. Colleges. Meanwhile, the Cabinet also approved to grant lump sum salary including Basic Pay, Grade Pay and DA to the part time lecturer's w.e.f December 1, 2011. The services of these lecturers shall be regularized soon subject to the legal advice. In a significant decision, the Cabinet also decided to raise the pension of Army personnel affected by the events of 1984( Dharmi Faujis) from Rs.2500 to Rs.5000 per month. The Cabinet also raised the monthly subsistence allowance of the terrorists/riot victims from Rs.2500 to Rs.5000 w.e.f. from January 1, 2012. This decision would benefit 6378 persons and involve financial implication of Rs.19.13 crore. The Cabinet also approved various recommendations of the Cabinet Sub Committee on the employees� demands comprising Mr. Tikshan Sud, Dr. Upinderjit Kaur and Mr. Adesh Partap Singh Kairon (all Cabinet Ministers) and decided to implement the Assured Career Progression (ACP) of 4/9/14 scheme of November 3, 2006 with effect from May 28, 2009 instead of December 1, 2011 and the payment of arrears due to employees under this scheme would also be made. Therefore, the notification issued by the state government on July 22, 2011 regarding the revised new scheme of ACP stand rescinded. Similarly, the ACP scheme of 8/16/24/32 issued on September 25, 1998 and Dynamic ACP scheme of April 17, 2000 had been restored with effect from May 28, 2009. The Cabinet also approved to grant an ex-gratia of Rs. 5 lac in lump-sum in case of accidental or homicidal death on the duty irrespective of the basic pay or group of employees. In case an employee suffered complete permanent disability due to accident on duty then he would be entitled for full ex-gratia amount but in case of partial permanent disability he would be entitled for ex-gratia grant proportionately as per prescribed the percentage of his disability. The Cabinet also approved to grant conveyance allowance of Rs. 300 per month to the Group `D� employees. This allowance would be inclusive of the local Travelling Allowance-cum-Miscellaneous allowance already admissible to Group `D� employees and would be admissible from December 1, 2011. The Cabinet also decided to grant the pay scales to the lecturers working in the government aided polytechnic institutions at par with their counterparts in the Government polytechnics. The revised pay scales would be given to the concerned employees w.e.f. 1.1.2006 in view of the recommendations of 5th Punjab Pay Commission and the revised pay would be given to them in cash from December 1, 2011. A decision to pay the outstanding arrears in installments would be taken later on in consultation with Finance Department. The concerned management shall have to contribute their 5% share for this purpose. The Cabinet also decided to grant benefit of 4/9/14 under dynamic ACP scheme to the PCS (Executive Branch) from the actual date of completing their service after 4, 9 and 14 years instead of 1st January of the following year. This decision would be implemented from December 1, 2011. The Cabinet also decided to enhance the maximum pay of guest faculty teachers of the government colleges from Rs.7000 to Rs.10000 per month w.e.f. 1.12.2011 with annual increase at the rate of 10%. The Cabinet also revised the pay scales of PCS (Executive Branch) allied services viz. Excise & Taxation Officers, Tehsildars, Block Development & Panchayat officers, Food Supplies Officers, Assistant Registrar Cooperative Societies, Labour-cum-Conciliation Officer, Employment Generation & Training Officer with a minimum grade pay of Rs.5000. The scale of the promotional post of these services have also been substantially enhanced. The grade pay of district posts has been raised to Rs.5400 in the pay band IV. Likewise, the grade pay of Deputy Director has been revised to Rs.6600 i.e. of Joint Director to Rs.7800 and the Additional Director Rs.8400. The pay scales of the employees of the Ministerial category has been given quantum jump as the Clerk, Junior Assistant, Senior Assistant/Junior Auditor/Statistical Assistant, Superintendent Grade-2/Senior Auditor (non SAS) had been given higher grade pay of Rs.3200, Rs.3600, Rs.4400 and Rs.4800 respectively in the pay band of Rs.10300-34800. The grade pay of Superintendent Grade I would be Rs.5400 in the pay band of Rs.15600-39100. The Steno Typist would now get 10300-34800+3200 (including one increment on initial pay). The grade pay of Junior Scale Stenographer, Senior Scale Stenographer and Personal Assistant has been enhanced to Rs.3600, Rs.4400 and Rs.4800 respectively in the pay band of Rs.10300-34800. The grade pay of Private Secretary would be now Rs.5400 in the pay band of Rs.15600-39100. The grade pay of telephone operator and driver has also been enhanced to Rs.2400 respectively in the pay band of Rs.5910-20200. Similarly the pay scales of the Police personnel have also been enhanced by giving parity to Constable, Head Constable and Assistant Sub Inspector with Clerk, Junior Assistant and Senior Assistant respectively. The pay scales of Sub Inspectors and Inspectors have been revised to Rs.4600 and Rs.4800 respectively in the pay band III. The Cabinet also approved the enhanced pay scales for group �D� employees with minimum Basic Pay of Rs.6950. The minimum grade pay is now Rs.1650 for the group �D� employees instead of Rs.1300. A new higher pay scale has been devised for group �D� employees for the promotional post with a grade pay of Rs.1800. However, the special allowance earlier given to the certain categories of the Punjab government employees in lieu of higher pay scales w.e.f. June 1, 2011 shall stand withdrawn from December 1, 2011, but the conveyance allowance granted to group �D� employees, police personnel and ministerial employees shall continue to be paid. The pay scales of the officers of the departments of the Languages, Information & Public Relations, State Accounts Service, District Treasury Officers and the Treasury Officers, District Welfare Officers and District Social Security officers, Multi-Purpose Health Supervisors (Males and Females) have also been substantially hiked. The Cabinet also gave nod to the enhancement of fixed emoluments of Rs.10000 per month to 7654 teachers with provision for annual increment at the rate of 10%. Likewise, the other categories would also be given suitable increase in their fixed emoluments. The Cabinet also gave approval to grant exemption from type test to those employees appointed on compassionate grounds who successfully undergone computer training of the prescribed training of 3 months with the department of Information Technology. The Cabinet also appealed to the employees especially the ministerial staff to shun the path of agitation as most of their demands have not only been accepted but implemented by the state government in letter and spirit. The Cabinet also urged the employees to develop work culture and discharge their duties with utmost, sincerity, honesty, dedication and commitment in the larger public interest. The Cabinet also approved the creation of 19 new posts for the State Right to Service Commission established under Right to Service Act, 2011 to ensure its smooth functioning besides efficient delivery of services to the general public. The Cabinet gave approval to slash the rate of VAT from 12.5 to 5% on the supply of bomb shells and other weapons & ammunitions to the Ordinance factory. The Cabinet also gave approval to amend the Punjab Civil Service (Revised Pay) Rules, 1988 to relax the condition of the minimum period of experience from 12 to 5 years of service as Junior Draftsman for the promotion as draftsman. The Cabinet also approved the creation of 16 different posts each in the District Statistical Office for the newly created Pathankot and Fazilka districts. The Cabinet also gave ex-post facto approval for the terms and conditions of the appointment of Vice Chairman of Punjab State Planning Board Mr. Rajinder Gupta in the rank of Cabinet Minister. The Cabinet approved the transfer the land of existing Jalalabad mandi measuring 55 acre, 5 kanal and 7 marla to the Punjab Mandi Board to ensure its proper management. Likewise, the Cabinet also approved to transfer 2 acres of land out of the Government Potato and Vegetables Seed Farm, Sohal in district Gurdaspur to PUNSEED at the collector rate. The Cabinet also gave approval to recruit 111 posts of group �A�, 19 of �B�, 432 of �C� and 369 of �D� in the departments of Agriculture, Horticulture and Soil Conservation, out of the preview of Punjab Public Service Commission (PPSC)/Punjab Subordinate Services Selection Board. These posts would now be filled through Punjab Agricultural University Ludhiana. The Cabinet also approved to entrust the task of recruitment of group �A� posts to the Defence Service Welfare department after taking these posts out of the preview of PPSC. Apart from this, the Cabinet also gave nod to appoint the retired District Welfare Officers on the pattern of retired PCS Officers on the contract basis. These contractual district welfare officers would be allowed to work till the age of 62 years. To ensure more coverage of rural area under the emergency response services in the state, the Cabinet also approved to increase the number of existing ambulances under the scheme from 90 to 240 besides giving approval for additional budget of Rs.59.69 crore for 2011-12. The Cabinet also approved to enhance the one time annuity and grant cash allowance in lieu of land allotment to the Gallantry Awardees of the state. Now annuity has been enhanced from Rs. 25 lac to Rs. 30 lac for Paramvir Chakar, Rs. 15 lac to Rs. 20 lac for Mahanvir Chakar, Rs. 10 lac to Rs. 15 lac for Vir Chakar, Rs. 25 lac to Rs. 30 lac for Ashok Chakar, Rs. 15 lac to Rs. 20 lac for Kirti Chakar, Rs. 10 lac to Rs. 15 lac for Shaurya Chakar, Rs. 5 lac to Rs. 7 lac for Sena Medal (Only Gallantry) and Rs. 2.5 lac to Rs. 5 lac for Mention-In-Despach. Likewise, the onetime award money for the Distinguish Award winners has also been enhanced. The Cabinet also approved 10% hike in existing monthly allowances, besides full allowance payment to the Widows of the Gallantry Awardees. The Cabinet gave approval to abolish the 'The Punjab Affiliated Colleges Pension and Contributory Provident Fund Rules-2002' and to re-introduce the old Contributory Pension Fund Scheme besides also authorized the Chief Minister to bring amendments in various clauses of 'Punjab Affiliated Colleges (Security of Service of Employees) Act, 1974. The Cabinet also approved to give status of Development Block to Gharota town in District Pathankot and 86 Panchaytas out of total 144 Panchaytas of Pathankot Block would be the part of the new development block. The Cabinet also gave approval to transfer the Civil Hospital, Badal in district Muktsar to Baba Farid University of Medical Science, Faridkot. The Cabinet also gave nod to recruit 55 Junior Engineers in Water Supply & Sanitation Department through direct recruitment. The Cabinet also approved the re-inclusion the 44 revenue villages from Sub-Division Guru Harsahai in Ferozepur district to the Sub-Division Jalalabad in Fazilka district. Meanwhile Cabinet also approved to grant the status of Sub-Tehsil to the Kanugo Circle Joga in district Mansa. The Cabinet also approved to establish RTI nodal cell in Information Technology Department..
 
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Michael Vinciguerra
Michael Vinciguerra I just read like 30 pages of DYAC... that stuff is so freaking funny.
 
Jose Anthony Rivera
Jose Anthony Rivera The game brings tears and joy... So while i want from them tears im loving the joy...
 
Natasha Esquerra Rivadeneyra
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Mitchy Ito
Mitchy Ito I'm gonna goda Tokyo Deutcsh Village to be the cupid... Will I be a Cupid? Don't miss it!
 
Marcus Sobers
Marcus Sobers I regret losing you...
 
Francisco Avendano
Francisco Avendano Had a great day today with my kids! My 15 yr old took us for breakfast to saugus cafe to celebrate my birthday! I love my babies! But now off to work again!
 
Along Kips
Along Kips Can you give me a push? A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger stands in the pouring down rain. "Can you give me a push?" he asks while hanging onto the door frame. "Not a chance" says the husband --"It's 3 o'clock in the morning!". He slams the door and returns to bed. "Who was it?" asks his wife. "Just some drunk wanting a push" he answers. "Did you help him?" she asks. "No, I didn't -- it's three in the morningand raining like crazy out." "Well, you have a short memory" says his wife. "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke downon vacation and those two strangers helped us? I think you should help him." The man does as he is told and gets dressed and goes out into the pounding rain and calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?" "Yes," comes the answer. "Do you still want a push?" calls out the husband. "Yes, please!" comes the reply from thedark. "Where are you?" asks the husband. "Over here on the swing!" the drunk replies... Haha hav a nc sundae!
 
Stavros Dimizas
Stavros Dimizas DRINKING CONTEST tonighhtttt... SHOTS. GETTING FUCKED UP. i need to know who's down.
 
Priscilla Lovell
Priscilla Lovell I think I can officially say that yesterday was awesome x3 only thing that sucked was I had to turn my iPad in so the screen could be fixed.
 
Busta Barr
Busta Barr bought me a 37' inch HDTV and a IPOD for i can BUMP some MUSIC when i play my Ps3 on it OH YEAH PURTY GOODER YO
 
Destiny Wilmoth
Destiny Wilmoth Thats i hatas job to hate, so let that motha fucka hate. Haha. Wit katie and Edgar :) on the way to north side.
 
Brian Lockard
Brian Lockard Passed out during the Pens game only to wake up and watch the finally 2 minutes and an amazing 5 on 3 penalty kill. All I have to say is WOW!
 
Sonnet Ireland
Sonnet Ireland Ok, now I've dated and known physicists that studied quantum mechanics. I'm watching Nova...and apparently these people believe and have proven somethingcalled spooky action at a distance, yet I'm loony bc I think ghosts might be real.
 
Terri Breckheimer Herchenrader
Terri Breckheimer Herchenrader The Hangover....I never get tired of that movie
 
Zaida Lovesherhaloman Pritchett
Zaida Lovesherhaloman Pritchett Robert just left... I hope he's ok:/ Making brownies!(: Hehehe..
 
Jeff Turner
Jeff Turner As my luck wud predict hunting humans has been rescheduled. What am i supposed to watch while i fall asleep?
 
Quynh Vu
Quynh Vu so stress with the Lena's Test that I can not do anything during preparing time :)
 
Alicia Jane Rosenstein
Alicia Jane Rosenstein I feel like im dreaming someone pinch me
 
Angela Sgambati
Angela Sgambati Is spending the night with Vinny at work so i can take my truck home in the morning when he's done fixing his car...ill be sitting around while he works so hit me up and entertain me :)
 
Alexandria Soto
Alexandria Soto Watching insidious... Cus apparently I don't value my sleep.
 
Jeremy Rodriguez
Jeremy Rodriguez I hate it when i listen to a sad/beautiful song and start to cry. I can't even listen to certain songs(Bohemian Rhapsody) in front of girls because then i cry like a bitch.
 
Epiphany Beautiful'nightmare Lesbeon
Epiphany Beautiful'nightmare Lesbeon how would u feel if I threw u on the table and run my tounge from ya neck ta ya navel, I yank off ya panths and as I'm watching u glance I take my tounge nd go dwn south then I pull ma strap out ten I sroke ya brains out.._freak body_..

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