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Tuesday, December 6, 2011

i luv u wid all ma butti wud say heart but ma butt is bigger lol : BurpleNurple Nice Color But U Cute A'f And Seem Cool A'f And I Gave

Inosi Voce Jnr
Inosi Voce Jnr i luv u wid all ma butt!!!.....i wud say heart but ma butt is bigger!!!! lol :)
 
Jeremy Harris
Jeremy Harris BurpleNurple .... Nice Color But U Cute A'f And Seem Cool A'f And I Gave U My Number Smh .... I Wonder Y U Aint Txt Me Yet :/

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Maya Elaine
 
Jagannath Choudhary
Jagannath Choudhary No life without Love No answer without Question. No rain without Cloud.. No Frindsip without /"Y"/ /"O"/ /"U"/My Dear Friend gud morning hav a joyful day

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Sonali Suresh Bolke
 
Oluwaseun Ayangade
Oluwaseun Ayangade why shud it be a midnyt call and not a witch meeting dat comes to mind when u hear ur neighbour laffn and yaking @ midnait
 
Johnathan Davids
Johnathan Davids Heart has bin reinforced to withstand yo games. U wil nevr penetrate nd break it agn...
 
Marc Anthony Halog
Marc Anthony Halog OH LORD!!!thankyou 4 another lfe that u have given 2me!!!!sa mga kasamahan ko!!!get wel soon!!!!
 
Kodz Mckay
Kodz Mckay ki ballokan holla if u down.. ni noteh mushwan ha mekots..
 
Bobby Martinez
Bobby Martinez If I have ever made u laugh, like this status..if I have ever made u cry, well than u shud had never fucked me over!!! :p

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Bobby Martinez
 
Johnny Nute
Johnny Nute I need prayers so bad right now.!!!! Hope someone cares. If u are my friend click the like button & then re-post. If I don't see your name, I'll understand. May I ask my "Facebook Family" wherever u may be to kindly copy, paste and share this status for one hour to give a prayer of support to all those who have family problems, struggles and worries and just need to know that someone cares. Do it for all of us for no-one is immune. I hope to see this on the walls of all my friends just for moral support. I know some will!! I did it for a friend and you can too. Share some faith and love for those in need. May God send Blessings and that which is needed
 
Liliana Leija-Saldana
Liliana Leija-Saldana U can't make someone care for ur child as much as u do, but u can show them how much YOU always will! God is a father to the fatherless.

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Janet Lemus
 
Latika Sharma
Latika Sharma I had an experience(not new) yet again yesterday. A guy passing by called me "Hey Doll face"- when I looked back,obviously annoyed at his pass,he smiled and continued' your the prettiest girl I saw..sorry if u dint like me calling u that'!! I was in a mall,with friends......in a simple salwar suit, with bangles jingling! Surprising haina!
 
Ricardo Brown
Ricardo Brown Bev Johnson wrote:A woman lost her fone, so after about 2wks she decided 2call it & c if any1 honest enuf 2ans. So said, a man ans, "hello?" & she hollered, "look daz my phone u took away" the man hollered, "u kno hw long I been waitin 2hear who fone dis is?!" She hollered, "u mean u wantd 2find out hw 2return it?!" He ans, "Nooo! I wa d charger.

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Sherice BrownValentina Diamondgirl Spencer
 
End Au Hai Tong
警察滥权,警局里生命也受威胁 十二月三日, 晚上8:15左右,我们四人(二男二女)在SPRINT大道被一辆警车以警灯从后方截停。 司机(林先生)下车走向警车。 警察司机(尤舒)下车要求身份证及驾照。 过后要求林先生开后尾箱检查。 检查完毕一无所获。另一名警察(法伊查)要求坐在车上的余先生下车并要求他把口袋里的东西全部拿出。尤舒以余先生身上带有三名员工的护照相片为由,大声恐吓余先生说:“我有权怀疑你是AGENT”! 余先生马上解释这是员工的照片,并澄清他是工程师,这是工作方面需要申请准证用的。尤舒没收余先生的照片。之后向二位进行全身搜查。全身检查显然没有违法物品。 这时,尤舒以藏有他人照片为由,要求我们四人尾随警车到BRICKFIELD警局进行尿液检验。法伊查要求车上的我及苏小姐交出身份证。 我们跟随警车到警局。奇怪的是,警局就在我们右边,但警车要求我们把车泊在警局外的路边(黑暗的树下)。法伊查下车指示林先生及余先生上警车,把两位女士留在车上等候。林先生觉得不妥,询问为何只带男士,并说明把女士留在黑暗的地方很危险。尤舒告知;“Mengikut normal sense, perempuan jarang menghisap dadah.” 这时,他感觉到更不妥,为何会跟白粉扯上关系呢?当时林先生马上拨电予律师朋友,并告知警察,我们的律师要我们进警局跟警方合作。当我们提起我们的律师会过来时,尤舒非常激动,以非常不友善的语气说: “ok,ok, u ada lawyer,mau masuk,masuk!” 我们四人一起走进警局,警车尾随我们。我们发现这间警局并不是先前警察所说要带我们去的,反而是Balai Polis Travers。当我们正走向警局的柜台时,警车却泊在警局一个黑暗的角落。法伊查下车再次叫着我们并示意要我们走去他的方向。我们走向他,他告诉我们这间警局的验尿部门已关闭,我们必须跟随他到Ibu Pejabat Brickfield。我们告知警察我们要在警局内等待律师到来才跟他去。法伊查指示我们在警车那等候。 我觉得警察的行为不对劲,询问我们既然人已经在警局了为何不能进去?!尤舒很生气,大声责骂:“Kenapa nak masuk dalam? Kamu nak report apa?”林先生觉得尤舒的态度恶劣,马上向他要求警员ID。尤舒的反应更激动,立刻从警车冲下来,大力关门,直接冲向林先生并很凶地问他:“Apa sal u nak ID saya?”林先生回答他:“Ini hak asasi saya,right?”。由于尤舒的态度已经让我们觉得安全受威胁,我们快步走进警局内希望获得协助。 一进警局,我们告知当值的女警事发经过,也告知她我们是跟随警察车来到这里做尿液检验的。我们愿意合作,只是过程中那两位警察态度恶劣,行为古怪,我们希望进来警局,在一个受保护的情况下跟警方合作。女警收集我们的身份证,要求我们做着等候。 女警询问我们:“Adakah kamu nak menjalankan urin test di sini sahaja? Mana-mana pun tak mahu pergi?”。 我们立刻说是,才放下心静候。 一切都以为事情得已顺利地解决,怎知却是恶梦的开始……… 过了大概十分钟,我们才看见尤舒走进警局,直接向柜台的女警报案。我们不知报告内容,但当报告一出时,法伊查指示林先生及余先生跟随他到IPD BRICKFIELD 做尿液检验。我们感到十分惊讶,因为刚才他们才答应当我们的律师到达后直接在这间警察局做检验,为何一切都变换了??!!所以我们马上询问警察验尿的程序是怎样的, 警察不但没回答我们的问题,反而出现一位身穿便服的警察,女警称他为Officer(驾驶civic 7818),并告知他们只能服从他的话,显然较为高职,要求我们上警车。我们要求在律师的陪同下前往,但被拒绝。 林先生询问Officer:“I have the right to wait for my lawyer,right?”Officer很坚决地回答“No! Kamu nak ikut atau tidak?”我语气更坚定说:“Bukan tak mahu ikut, kami tunggu lawyer sampai dulu.” Officer再问:“Nak ikut atau tidak?” Officer便大声叫法伊查 “ambil gari,garikan dia.” 法伊查没有马上拿出手铐,Officer直接走向林先生并捉住他的手,再次以更大声地说:“Sekarang dia siapa, angkat gari garikan dialah!”这时法伊查才拿出手铐。Officer从背后推林先生,林先生本能想脱开手,Officer大声问他:“Kenapa kamu menentang?!!”余先生看到此举,就抓了Officer的手一下,Officer就大骂:“Kamu siapa,berani kamu pegang saya!!”余先生马上道歉并放手,但Officer却叫法伊查连余先生一起铐上手铐。我马上立刻问Officer: “Apa kesalahan mereka, kenapa mereka perlu digari?” Officer指示女警:“Garikan dia sekali!!”但女警没行动。 之后,几位警察就强行把我们连衣带人拉进警车,完全没有告诉我们犯了什么错,为什么要逮捕我们! 我们好像重犯,被警车以飞快的速度送往IPD BRICKFIELD (sri petaling的警局,我们不敢肯定是否叫IPD BRICKFIELD,只是他们警察是如此说)。在车上,我们被告知:“Sekarang, kamu telah ditahan. Mengikut prosedur,telefon bimbit perlu dirampas. Oleh kerana kamu bukan kesalahan berat, kamu dibenarkan mematikan telefon bimbit.”到了IPD BRICKFIELD,我们被带到四楼的Unit Narkotik进行验尿。验尿结果果然不出我们所料,全部没问题。这时,手铐才从他们二人的手上拿去。 女警告知我们验尿结果一切正常,我们将被释放,只是释放之前还会再验我们的车。若没发现,我们就可以走了。其中一个警察说:“若你们给予合作,我们早就打算放了你们。但是你们态度坚决,才会浪费那么多时间。” 我们再次被警车在马路上横冲直撞地送回Balai Polis Travers.虽然你是警察,但我们根本不是罪犯,也不见得赶时间,这样的开车方式,简直是滥用警权。过后,警察们在我们车内进行检查,一切没发现后放我们走。 对于这个事件的处理,我非常不满意: 1. 藏有他人护照照片跟吸毒有什么关系? 为何警察可以随随便便在路边截停车辆,无理要求我们跟随进行尿液检验? 2. 我们给予合作,跟警察回警局,为何要在警局边黑暗的树下谈?警察要求我们验尿难道进警局验不对吗?为何阻止我们进警局? 3. 警察态度恶劣,行径古怪, 身为马来西亚居民,要求警方出示ID确认身份不是我们的权力吗?若你光明正大,为何拒绝?我可以出示身份证,为何你不能出示警察ID? 4. 要求在律师的陪同下才去验尿却被告知我们没有等律师的权力。人权何在?我们没有拒绝验尿,只是多等一会儿,难道对验尿结果会有影响吗? 5. 以为进到警局人身安全会被保护,结果在警局内莫名被扣上手铐,被强行拉进警车。我们是良好市民,跟警察到警局配合检验,却受到如此对待,我们以后如何敢再相信警察? 如何敢跟警察合作? 6. 询问警察我们犯了什么错,要被扣上手铐? 问一个问题就差点被扣上手铐,原来警局里市民是无权发问,无权发言的! 7. 检验完毕,一无所获,说我们浪费时间。我们四位都是大学毕业,专业人士,到底是谁在浪费谁的时间? 8. 检验结果一切正常,在开车送我们回去警局拿车时,在马路上左右穿梭,飞快驾驶,都拖了那么长时间,难道真的那么赶吗? 这件事情,让我们觉得非常心寒。所以决定说出来让大家知道,希望大家在遇到这样的事件时,千万不要独自在警局。我们四个人都遇到如此对待,所以大家千万要小心。若真遇到类似事件,当时或许没办法,但过后我们必须勇敢站出来捍卫我们的人权。虽然一切都发生了,但绝对要追究到底,一定要站出来投诉。或许不会有太大的改变,但至少我们努力捍卫自己! 请大家帮忙转载,这是一起真人真事,大家都不是笨蛋,其实都明白那截停的警察是为了什么,但这也太过分了吧!!!!
 
Michael Tan Molino
Michael Tan Molino I DARE you to LET me be your ONE and ONLY. I PROMISE I'm worth it To hold in your ARMS. So please Come on and give me a CHANCE.. I will PROVE it to U.. :-) GOOD MORNING

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Hasaam Tolentino Perez
 
Lissy Espinosa
Lissy Espinosa I'm so so happy am auntie!!! Lov u tati and bless u, baby and richard my sis! Have a baby!!!!
 
Ogunlade Joseph Kehinde
Ogunlade Joseph Kehinde Father Lord i thank u 4 the gift of lifethank u JESUS.Morni 2 u all.
 
Chasitie Shanklin
Chasitie Shanklin I'm gettin sleep by the minute lol...Question of the day...How do u kno wen someone still loves u... A:Is it the way they ack around u. B:Is it the way they do things to see u smile or jus cause they care bout u more then u kno..
 
Anu Suganya
Anu Suganya Hey u wont believe! I dare you can watch this .
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click here to see dad post and emma sucide letter , you will really be shocked.. :P
 
Ray Carter
Ray Carter 22: our bdays r on the same day but u know I'm the oldest so u know what up lol
 
Mikey Kelly
Mikey Kelly make sure yall stop in the trap and get plugged cds tats gear and much more... krill u killed that shit bruhh
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Allison Coats
Allison Coats conker things in life when u dont think u did it better than u thought!
 
Basharat Ali
Basharat Ali Good morning my all frinds and wish u very gd luk

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Em Ay KhayalBasharat Islam
 
Susan Nderitu
Susan Nderitu I decree n declare that,"this is day of ur deliverance from whateva bondage dat has been keeping u down."If u trust n believe thz say a capital lettered amen

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Susan Nderitu
 
Kendall JuxzMe' Wade
Kendall JuxzMe' Wade Dang grow up , worry bout u & yo familyy!
 
Sagar Madhu
Sagar Madhu If someone throw ston on you, you throw love to them, but if anyone throw love on u' step back and think a while .Because love hurts more thn a stone***
 

Sunday, December 4, 2011

hahaha i laugh every time i see that i made myself over 100 years old CHANDIGARH DECEMBER 03BB:The Punjab Cabinet today decided to extend the benefit of 100 units

Kwani Kwanie
Kwani Kwanie hahaha i laugh every time i see that i made myself over 100 years old
 
Arvind Malethia
Arvind Malethia CHANDIGARH DECEMBER 03(BB):The Punjab Cabinet today decided to extend the benefit of 100 units per month of free electricity to 15 lakh families instead of the present 10 lakh families. A decision to this effect was taken here at a meeting of the Cabinet chaired by Punjab Chief Minister Mr. Parkash Singh Badal this evening. Disclosing this here today a spokesperson of the Punjab government said that the Cabinet also decided to regularize the unauthorized colonies in the state. Local Government Minister Mr. Tikshan Sud had been authorized to work out the details for the regularization of the unauthorized colonies within a stipulated time frame.In a major decision, the government also gave in principle approval to regularize the services of the part time lecturers working in the Govt. Colleges. Meanwhile, the Cabinet also approved to grant lump sum salary including Basic Pay, Grade Pay and DA to the part time lecturer's w.e.f December 1, 2011. The services of these lecturers shall be regularized soon subject to the legal advice. In a significant decision, the Cabinet also decided to raise the pension of Army personnel affected by the events of 1984( Dharmi Faujis) from Rs.2500 to Rs.5000 per month. The Cabinet also raised the monthly subsistence allowance of the terrorists/riot victims from Rs.2500 to Rs.5000 w.e.f. from January 1, 2012. This decision would benefit 6378 persons and involve financial implication of Rs.19.13 crore. The Cabinet also approved various recommendations of the Cabinet Sub Committee on the employees� demands comprising Mr. Tikshan Sud, Dr. Upinderjit Kaur and Mr. Adesh Partap Singh Kairon (all Cabinet Ministers) and decided to implement the Assured Career Progression (ACP) of 4/9/14 scheme of November 3, 2006 with effect from May 28, 2009 instead of December 1, 2011 and the payment of arrears due to employees under this scheme would also be made. Therefore, the notification issued by the state government on July 22, 2011 regarding the revised new scheme of ACP stand rescinded. Similarly, the ACP scheme of 8/16/24/32 issued on September 25, 1998 and Dynamic ACP scheme of April 17, 2000 had been restored with effect from May 28, 2009. The Cabinet also approved to grant an ex-gratia of Rs. 5 lac in lump-sum in case of accidental or homicidal death on the duty irrespective of the basic pay or group of employees. In case an employee suffered complete permanent disability due to accident on duty then he would be entitled for full ex-gratia amount but in case of partial permanent disability he would be entitled for ex-gratia grant proportionately as per prescribed the percentage of his disability. The Cabinet also approved to grant conveyance allowance of Rs. 300 per month to the Group `D� employees. This allowance would be inclusive of the local Travelling Allowance-cum-Miscellaneous allowance already admissible to Group `D� employees and would be admissible from December 1, 2011. The Cabinet also decided to grant the pay scales to the lecturers working in the government aided polytechnic institutions at par with their counterparts in the Government polytechnics. The revised pay scales would be given to the concerned employees w.e.f. 1.1.2006 in view of the recommendations of 5th Punjab Pay Commission and the revised pay would be given to them in cash from December 1, 2011. A decision to pay the outstanding arrears in installments would be taken later on in consultation with Finance Department. The concerned management shall have to contribute their 5% share for this purpose. The Cabinet also decided to grant benefit of 4/9/14 under dynamic ACP scheme to the PCS (Executive Branch) from the actual date of completing their service after 4, 9 and 14 years instead of 1st January of the following year. This decision would be implemented from December 1, 2011. The Cabinet also decided to enhance the maximum pay of guest faculty teachers of the government colleges from Rs.7000 to Rs.10000 per month w.e.f. 1.12.2011 with annual increase at the rate of 10%. The Cabinet also revised the pay scales of PCS (Executive Branch) allied services viz. Excise & Taxation Officers, Tehsildars, Block Development & Panchayat officers, Food Supplies Officers, Assistant Registrar Cooperative Societies, Labour-cum-Conciliation Officer, Employment Generation & Training Officer with a minimum grade pay of Rs.5000. The scale of the promotional post of these services have also been substantially enhanced. The grade pay of district posts has been raised to Rs.5400 in the pay band IV. Likewise, the grade pay of Deputy Director has been revised to Rs.6600 i.e. of Joint Director to Rs.7800 and the Additional Director Rs.8400. The pay scales of the employees of the Ministerial category has been given quantum jump as the Clerk, Junior Assistant, Senior Assistant/Junior Auditor/Statistical Assistant, Superintendent Grade-2/Senior Auditor (non SAS) had been given higher grade pay of Rs.3200, Rs.3600, Rs.4400 and Rs.4800 respectively in the pay band of Rs.10300-34800. The grade pay of Superintendent Grade I would be Rs.5400 in the pay band of Rs.15600-39100. The Steno Typist would now get 10300-34800+3200 (including one increment on initial pay). The grade pay of Junior Scale Stenographer, Senior Scale Stenographer and Personal Assistant has been enhanced to Rs.3600, Rs.4400 and Rs.4800 respectively in the pay band of Rs.10300-34800. The grade pay of Private Secretary would be now Rs.5400 in the pay band of Rs.15600-39100. The grade pay of telephone operator and driver has also been enhanced to Rs.2400 respectively in the pay band of Rs.5910-20200. Similarly the pay scales of the Police personnel have also been enhanced by giving parity to Constable, Head Constable and Assistant Sub Inspector with Clerk, Junior Assistant and Senior Assistant respectively. The pay scales of Sub Inspectors and Inspectors have been revised to Rs.4600 and Rs.4800 respectively in the pay band III. The Cabinet also approved the enhanced pay scales for group �D� employees with minimum Basic Pay of Rs.6950. The minimum grade pay is now Rs.1650 for the group �D� employees instead of Rs.1300. A new higher pay scale has been devised for group �D� employees for the promotional post with a grade pay of Rs.1800. However, the special allowance earlier given to the certain categories of the Punjab government employees in lieu of higher pay scales w.e.f. June 1, 2011 shall stand withdrawn from December 1, 2011, but the conveyance allowance granted to group �D� employees, police personnel and ministerial employees shall continue to be paid. The pay scales of the officers of the departments of the Languages, Information & Public Relations, State Accounts Service, District Treasury Officers and the Treasury Officers, District Welfare Officers and District Social Security officers, Multi-Purpose Health Supervisors (Males and Females) have also been substantially hiked. The Cabinet also gave nod to the enhancement of fixed emoluments of Rs.10000 per month to 7654 teachers with provision for annual increment at the rate of 10%. Likewise, the other categories would also be given suitable increase in their fixed emoluments. The Cabinet also gave approval to grant exemption from type test to those employees appointed on compassionate grounds who successfully undergone computer training of the prescribed training of 3 months with the department of Information Technology. The Cabinet also appealed to the employees especially the ministerial staff to shun the path of agitation as most of their demands have not only been accepted but implemented by the state government in letter and spirit. The Cabinet also urged the employees to develop work culture and discharge their duties with utmost, sincerity, honesty, dedication and commitment in the larger public interest. The Cabinet also approved the creation of 19 new posts for the State Right to Service Commission established under Right to Service Act, 2011 to ensure its smooth functioning besides efficient delivery of services to the general public. The Cabinet gave approval to slash the rate of VAT from 12.5 to 5% on the supply of bomb shells and other weapons & ammunitions to the Ordinance factory. The Cabinet also gave approval to amend the Punjab Civil Service (Revised Pay) Rules, 1988 to relax the condition of the minimum period of experience from 12 to 5 years of service as Junior Draftsman for the promotion as draftsman. The Cabinet also approved the creation of 16 different posts each in the District Statistical Office for the newly created Pathankot and Fazilka districts. The Cabinet also gave ex-post facto approval for the terms and conditions of the appointment of Vice Chairman of Punjab State Planning Board Mr. Rajinder Gupta in the rank of Cabinet Minister. The Cabinet approved the transfer the land of existing Jalalabad mandi measuring 55 acre, 5 kanal and 7 marla to the Punjab Mandi Board to ensure its proper management. Likewise, the Cabinet also approved to transfer 2 acres of land out of the Government Potato and Vegetables Seed Farm, Sohal in district Gurdaspur to PUNSEED at the collector rate. The Cabinet also gave approval to recruit 111 posts of group �A�, 19 of �B�, 432 of �C� and 369 of �D� in the departments of Agriculture, Horticulture and Soil Conservation, out of the preview of Punjab Public Service Commission (PPSC)/Punjab Subordinate Services Selection Board. These posts would now be filled through Punjab Agricultural University Ludhiana. The Cabinet also approved to entrust the task of recruitment of group �A� posts to the Defence Service Welfare department after taking these posts out of the preview of PPSC. Apart from this, the Cabinet also gave nod to appoint the retired District Welfare Officers on the pattern of retired PCS Officers on the contract basis. These contractual district welfare officers would be allowed to work till the age of 62 years. To ensure more coverage of rural area under the emergency response services in the state, the Cabinet also approved to increase the number of existing ambulances under the scheme from 90 to 240 besides giving approval for additional budget of Rs.59.69 crore for 2011-12. The Cabinet also approved to enhance the one time annuity and grant cash allowance in lieu of land allotment to the Gallantry Awardees of the state. Now annuity has been enhanced from Rs. 25 lac to Rs. 30 lac for Paramvir Chakar, Rs. 15 lac to Rs. 20 lac for Mahanvir Chakar, Rs. 10 lac to Rs. 15 lac for Vir Chakar, Rs. 25 lac to Rs. 30 lac for Ashok Chakar, Rs. 15 lac to Rs. 20 lac for Kirti Chakar, Rs. 10 lac to Rs. 15 lac for Shaurya Chakar, Rs. 5 lac to Rs. 7 lac for Sena Medal (Only Gallantry) and Rs. 2.5 lac to Rs. 5 lac for Mention-In-Despach. Likewise, the onetime award money for the Distinguish Award winners has also been enhanced. The Cabinet also approved 10% hike in existing monthly allowances, besides full allowance payment to the Widows of the Gallantry Awardees. The Cabinet gave approval to abolish the 'The Punjab Affiliated Colleges Pension and Contributory Provident Fund Rules-2002' and to re-introduce the old Contributory Pension Fund Scheme besides also authorized the Chief Minister to bring amendments in various clauses of 'Punjab Affiliated Colleges (Security of Service of Employees) Act, 1974. The Cabinet also approved to give status of Development Block to Gharota town in District Pathankot and 86 Panchaytas out of total 144 Panchaytas of Pathankot Block would be the part of the new development block. The Cabinet also gave approval to transfer the Civil Hospital, Badal in district Muktsar to Baba Farid University of Medical Science, Faridkot. The Cabinet also gave nod to recruit 55 Junior Engineers in Water Supply & Sanitation Department through direct recruitment. The Cabinet also approved the re-inclusion the 44 revenue villages from Sub-Division Guru Harsahai in Ferozepur district to the Sub-Division Jalalabad in Fazilka district. Meanwhile Cabinet also approved to grant the status of Sub-Tehsil to the Kanugo Circle Joga in district Mansa. The Cabinet also approved to establish RTI nodal cell in Information Technology Department..
 
Mindy Bui
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