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Lynn-Ann Hebert McCormack ♥♥♥ God arrived this morning at my house. We spent some time talking and He held me because I was having a bad morning. I told Him that you needed him too, so He left and is coming to your place. When He gets to your wall, escort Him to the next stop. Please don't leave Him to "sleep" on your wall, as He'll never leave you.The message He's carrying is very important. Say a prayer & pass Him on to bless others....♥ ♥ ♥

 

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Sydney Arden Hayne Even with the two concerts that I had today, today was a very good day :)

 

Toni Foster Duncan Is SmugMug turning into SmutMut? Too much T & A and everything in between. NOT WHAT I WANT TO SEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

 

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Charles Joseph Dawson-Garidel So true: Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection? Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him? Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale? Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance? In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat? How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours? Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner? Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? Why did you just try singing the two songs above? Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window? ¯\(°_o)/¯

 

Tom Fox My wife has a new process for eating oranges, she's awesome.

 

Maggie Thomas "why don't they make a movie that tells you what happens AFTER the big kiss?" "they do, it's called porn." BAHAHA omg. i think i found my new favorite movie. <3

 

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Anastasia Yabr Life.. With it's ups and downs.. How many times do u have to make a mistake, wrong decision..choose comfort over strength..and fall on ur face.. Then get back up and keep moving.. With ur chin up. So no one knows. Until one day u stop... Take a step back, think, close ur eyes. Take a breath... Then spread ur wings and take off. From everything that's been holding u back. Realizing that things that meant a world a second ago don't any more. U r all that matters. It's ur life . It's ur freedom. learn to not be afraid of it. Learn to appreciate the ones who were not afraid to take a chance and spread the wings as well. And wish luck to the ones who didn't. Forgive. And let go. U made a choice to be happy. To be strong and free. U r amazing. Nothing can stop or u now.

 

Ray Eddings SINGLE or NOT put this as your status!! If you think I'm attractive ( poke) If you think I'm a good friend ( like ) If you think I'm rude ( comment ) If you wanna date me be honest ( message ) If you love me inbox with a ( ♥ ) if your bored and not scared, put this as your status

 

Leon Lonnie Love I want thank God for bring me from January all the way to December with good health & a right frame of mine.

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Cameron Williams ITS A OFFICAL THING BAMA VS LSU

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Albert-Burrows Becky so thanksful i hav a husband that loves me always he is the best n makes me feel appericated n loved! Luv u mr. Kenny jr......

 

Cody Kinley Last night I looked up at the stars and matched each one with a reason why I love you. I was doing great until I ran out of stars.

 

Debbie N Dennis Steward ALL GUYS NEED TO READ THIS... -When she pulls away, pull her back . -When you see her start crying, just hold her and don't say a word . -When you see her walking, sneak up and hug her waist from behind. -When she's scared, protect her. -When she steals your favorite hoodie, let her wear it. -When she says that she loves you, she really does mean it. -When she grabs at your hands, hold hers and play with her fingers. -When she tells you a secret, keep it safe and untold . -When she looks at you in your eyes, don't look away until she does. -When she re-posts this bulletin, she wants you to read it. ♥ -When she's mad, hug her tight and don't let go . -When she says she's, okay don't believe it. -Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her. -Treat her like she's all that matters to you. -Watch her favorite movie with her even if you think it's stupid. -Don't talk about other girls around her. -Kiss her in the pouring rain. -When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is: "Whose ass am I kicking, baby?" Guys: re-post this if you will do this. Girls: re-post this if you would love a guy who does this This is so Dennis. Always there to comfort me no matter what! Thanks Baby!

 

Terrilyn Helmer You know the girl you just called fat?She overdosed on diet pills. You know that girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting on make-up hoping people will like her. That boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. See that man with the ugly scars? He fought for his country. That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying. Put this on one other video if you are against bullying.I know that 95% of you won't, but those of you with a heart will

 

Katie Nora Miller "God i knw you"ll make a way some how......" Cuz when u say its enough it will be enough"

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Josh Wilkerson Where's a good place in the city to look at Christmas lights??

 

Nickcole Filsinger-Bellon So my gal is asleep and so is my babe and me oh yeah watching the kardashians feeling a lil bit tipsay!!

 

Derek Pincombe Found a piece of plastic in my ice cream.

 

A Person Who Irritates u Always Is the one Who Loves u Vry Much But Fails to Express It Finally arrived the mnth of candles and cakes picnic camp

Bikash Mishra "A Person Who Irritates u Always Is the one Who Loves u Vry Much But Fails to Express It..."

 

Kunjang Dorjee Finally arrived the mnth of candles and cakes, picnic & camp fires and dance & parties........ So wishing u all here a very happy DECEMBER... Njoy the last mnth of the yr......

 

Sergio Roby IM IN THE FAST LANE COUNTIN PILES OF MONEY. U NIGGAS SATISFIED SEEIN DOLLAR BILLS. SMH LAUGHIN AT U FUCK NIGGAS.

 

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Waldo Gibson back on my red shit niga fucks with it my red eyes r back and here to stay and if u dont like it come see me ill give u a leason

 

Kemmy Ajayi God I give u all d glory for counting me,families &friend worthy of ur praise to see d beginning of 2011Jan till Dec u are d baba of generation to generation.

 

Shakira Coley-Shepherd Suggest these ppl. LET THE WORDS OF MY MOUTH AND THE MEDITAILTION OF MY HEART BE ACCEPTABLE IN YOUR SIGHT, OH LORD MY STRENGTH AND MY REDEEMER! I need u to come by here!

 

Mark Flagg i would like to thank all 305 people on my fb for your wonderful support......your the greatest............u all the megashark.

 

BeeNolo Charity Kowa C wat colors u get. ♥ gold-wil you go out with me? ♥ Red- i want a relationship ♥ Green- im falin 4 u ♥ Purple- i mis u ♥ silver-i h8 u. ♥ Orange- i realy lyk u ♥ Pink- i lv u ♥ Yellow- ur amazing ♥ Blue- ur beautiful ♥ Grey- we need to speak more...

 

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Amrita Dubey If somebody is there to care for u always in ur life,then there is no other great blessing to u from GOD.truely caring people are very rare

 

Deneshia Stanley Chilling today wit my lil lady then tomorrow chic lounge. If u fuc wit me come fool wit me lol love that line

 

Emily Sturgis Dear male bestfriend/&boyfriend, not only r u my bpyfriend ur my bestfriend & I love you so muchhh!! Idk where id b without u! You r the best thing that's ever happened to me. I love you cody hess <3

 

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Mike N Audrey Stutzman PILLS -- I destroy homes, tear families apart, take your children, and that's just the start. I'm more costly than diamonds, more costly than gold, the sorrow I bring is a sight to behold, and if u need me, remember I'm easily found. I live all around you, in schools and in town. I live with the rich, I live with the poor, I live down the street, and maybe next door. My power is awesome; try me yo............u'll see, but if you do, you may never break free. Just try me once and I might let you go, but try me twice, and I'll own your soul. When I possess you, you'll steal and you'll lie. You do what you have to just to get high. The crimes you'll commit, for my narcotic charms will be worth the pleasure you'll feel in your arms. You'll lie to your mother; you'll steal from your dad When you see their tears, you should feel sad. But you'll forget your morals and how you were raised, I'll be your conscience, I'll teach you my ways. I take kids from parents, and parents from kids, I turn people from God, and separate from friends. I'll take everything from you, your looks and your pride, I'll be with you always, right by your side. You'll give up everything your family, your home, your friends, your money, then you'll be alone. I'll take and take, till you have nothing more to give. When I'm finished with you you'll be lucky to live. If you try me be warned this is no game. If given the chance, I'll drive you insane. I'll ravish your body; I'll control your mind. I'll own you completely; your soul will be mine. The nightmares I'll give you while lying in bed, the voices you'll hear from inside your head, the sweats, the shakes, the visions you'll see; I want you to know, these are all gifts from me, But then it's too late, and you'll know in your heart, that you are mine, and we shall not part. You'll regret that you tried me, they always do, but you came to me, not I to you. You knew this would happen. Many times you were told, but you challenged my power, and chose to be bold. You could have said no, and just walked away, If you could live that day over, now what would you say? I'll be your master; you will be my slave, I'll even go with you, when you go to your grave. Now that you have met me, what will you do? Will you try me or not? Its all up to you. I can bring you more misery than words can tell. Come take my hand, let me lead you to hell...See More 17 hours ago · Chad Petroski, Kristen Petroski and 8 others like this..

 

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TODAY AND YESTERDAY I POST ALOT OF GODS AND THE LORDS PRAYER AROUND AND GOING THOUGH THE TIME OF MY LIFE THAT I WATCH THE NEWS AND SEE THE SAME THING OVER AND OVER AGAIN AND I FEEL THAT ITS TIME TO CLOSE THIS CHAPTER OF KILLLING AND BULLYING EVERYWHERE AND LETS TEACH OUR YOUNG ONES HOW TO LOVE AND RESPECT EACH OTHER OR ELSE GO OLD SCHOOL DON'T BE SCARED WE GOT IT SO GIVE IT WHIP THAT ASS AND PUNISH THEM AND TELL THEM YOU DID IT BECAUSE YOU LOVE THEM THE MOST YOUR MY CHILD. THATS WHY I THANK MY GRANDMOTHER'S R.I.P AND 41YRS MY MOM AND DAD FOR WHAT THEY SHOW ME IN THEIR LIFE AND MORE TO COME AND NOW IT TIME FOR YA'LL TO DO THE SAME,SOME DON'T HAVE MOTHERS AND FATHERS BUT GUESS WHAT? GOD IS THE FATHER AND JESUS IS YOUR BROTHER OR FATHER TOO, AND MARY IS MOTHER OF ALL CHILDRENS ITS TIME TO STEP TO THE PLATE TO BE REAL PARENTS IN THIS 2011 - TIL WE DIE KNOWING YOUR CHILD IS IN PEACE! MY HEART GOES OUT TO YA'LL REAL TALK AND YOU CHOOSE EVIL OR GOOD MY ANSWER I'M ON MY LORD SIDE COMMENT AND TELL ME WHAT SIDE YOU ON AND WHERE U WANT YOUR YOUNG ONES AT AND BE REAL WITH ME PEACE AND LOVE Aaron aka Apache' LOVE YA'LL!!!!

 

Amaechi Chilo Chinemerem Conversation between a maid and a visitor in a wealthy home. Maid: what would you like to have?, fruit juice, soda, tea, chocolate, cappuccino or coffee? Visitor: Tea please Maid: Ceylon tea, Indian tea, Herbal tea, bush tea, iced tea,green tea Visitor: Ceylon tea pls Maid: How would you want it, black or white? Visitor: white pls Maid: milk or fresh cream? Visitor: milk pls Maid: goat milk or cow milk? Visitor: cow milk pls Maid: friesland cow or African cow? Visitor: hmm! i think i will just take friesland cow Maid: would u like with sweetener, sugar or honey? Visitor: with sugar pls Maid: white, brown or yellow sugar? Visitor: Oh my God! forget about the tea, just give me a glass of water. Maid: mineral water, tap water or distilled water? Visitor: mineral water pls Maid: flavored or non flavored? Visitor: in fact get me an empty glass! Maid: Do you want a tumbler, wine glass, champagne flute or beer mug? Visitor: ABEG, I THINK I WILL JUST SWALLOW MY SALIVA! WHICH KIND WAHALA BE THIS?

 

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