Showing posts with label accompany. Show all posts
Showing posts with label accompany. Show all posts

Sunday, December 4, 2011

Police officer rings a Man Cop: I'm sorry sir But your wife has been involved in a car crash and we would like you to accompany us so you can identify the

Hardik Patel
Hardik Patel Police officer rings a Man! Cop: I'm sorry sir! But your wife has been involved in a car crash and we would like you to accompany us so you can identify the body! - - - - - - - - Husband: I'm a bit busy right now. Can't you take a photo and tag me on Facebook? If it's her, I will click the"like"button
 
Mike Deats
Mike Deats Like 6 weeks before our baby gets here and u do this wow i dont really know anymore wtf
 
Randy King
Randy King Roped really good in Lizella Ga today but others roped even better, so now I have a good reason to practice even harder. Dan wound up at the hospital as a result of getting his thumb caught in his rope, so I want be practicing with him for a couple of months. He came close to losing that very important digit
 
Susan Griffith
Susan Griffith Saturday~ home decorating for Christmas and studying~ only two weeks til quater over and I get to have some fun and misbehave. YEAH
 
Fera-Bongane DeepSoul
Fera-Bongane DeepSoul Damn i woke up early i'v got nothing to..eish any ideas???
 
Kristina KrispyKreme Camp
Kristina KrispyKreme Camp CUSTOMER: could you help me ME: (as im holding a shelf that i was about to put up) yes maam ill be with you in one second. (she comes to where i am) CUSTOMER: excuse me you were supposed to help me and u disappeared on me ME: maam no i didnt. i said that i would be with you in one second CUSTOMER: No you didnt ME: yes i did CUSTOMER: You are a piss poor excuse for an employee i was standing there in shock, bc no customer has said anything like that to me before. i was shaking, and i wanted to cry but i didnt
 
Alley Michelle
Alley Michelle "Eternity" Darling,my one and only take me to a place where we worry no more,where our dreams come true. Thats what my head screams as I lay there not able to help you. Your beauty has woken me up but your screams have frozen me in fear. As the night feeds on you i could do no more. BUT OH! You were so faithful in your beauty and i actually loved, you. Why did you have to go? And so i wait until your great return...and then we will be together for eternity.

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Fred Steven
 
Sheryl Hogan
Sheryl Hogan In an odd twist of events both my son and my grandmother forgot my birthdate this year. My father, now deceased, always was off by a week or so. He claimed his mother appreciated the second birthday every year. I would agree. To make a long story short, I will be meeting my son at El Gaucho in Portland tommorrow night for a birthday dinner. Last time I was there was for his 21rst birthday. Looking forward to it.
 
Arya HinduRock Khosravi
Arya HinduRock Khosravi Im naming my kid after a mortal kombat character. I was thinking "cyrax" or its a girl then "sindel".

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Juice Beats
 
Robert Garcia
Robert Garcia i got to delete more concieded people...... damn its gota be done
 
Shah Irfan
Shah Irfan Is it true that i misunderstood u? Why?

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Saqib Rashid
 
DaJuan Priest
DaJuan Priest I SERIOUSLY NEED SOME ONE TO TAKE CARE OF ME IM SO SICK AND TIRED OF BEIN SICK AN TIRES... #NURSE WHY HAVENT U CALLED ME
 
Danny Olive
Danny Olive I know I can be outthere and cant always find the words to say but thanks for lovin me anyway (:
 
Crystal Drake
Crystal Drake Oh how do I love liars!!!! Haha
 
Nancy Wenzel
Nancy Wenzel Psalms 84:10 Better is one day in your courts than a thousand elsewhere; I would rather be a doorkeeper in the house of my God
 
Yonnie' Marie Taylor
Yonnie' Marie Taylor - I ALWAYS make sure that my Next is BETTER than my Ex : ) lol
 
Zo Din
Zo Din I think Im gonna make a u turn and start over my life :)
 
Rolanda Jasper
Rolanda Jasper today was a good day becuz i help a friend in his time of need and i feel great that i was there to help him

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Rolanda Jasper
 
Roger Myers
Roger Myers Worst day of my life. Rest in peace Paw Paw Tommy. You were my rock and my inspiration. Now you sit with the Lord among the angels. My heart hurts yet I'm glad you suffer no more. I will love you forever. It was your turn one last time.
 
Priyesh Kesharia
Priyesh Kesharia “I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.”
 
Bhaswat Das
Bhaswat Das yo boys i am singing song soup song flop song why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di rhythm correct why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di maintain this why this kolaveri..di distance la moon-u moon-u moon-u color-u white-u white background night-u nigth-u night-u color-u black-u why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di white skin-u girl-u girl-u girl-u heart-u black-u eyes-u eyes-u meet-u meet-u my future dark why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di maama notes eduthuko apdiye kaila sax eduthuko pa pa paan pa pa paan pa pa paa pa pa paan sariya vaasi super maama ready ready 1 2 3 4 whaa wat a change over maama ok maama now tune change-u kaila glass only english.. hand la glass glass la scotch eyes-u full-aa tear-u empty life-u girl-u come-u life reverse gear-u lovvu lovvu oh my lovvu you showed me bouv-u cow-u cow-u holi cow-u i want u hear now-u god i m dying now-u she is happy how-u this song for soup boys-u we dont have choice-u why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di flop song ————— Almost everyone can understand this song.. anyway here are the meaning for few words Kolaveri – Killer rage or Murderous Rage. “Soup Song” – Love failure Song “Soup Boys” – Boys who failed in love
 
Im That Guy
Im That Guy Sometimes i be like i cant wait to leave the nest
 
Lashawn Odin Butler-bey
Lashawn Odin Butler-bey i love my girl but how to show her idk i try in is not working
 
Michael Hickman
Michael Hickman Due to time constraints it looks like the show will be on later tonight. However it is a fantastic show tonite and I hope u join me on www.deepellumradio.com
 
Pepper Weeks
Pepper Weeks OK so I clicked on this article and the first freaking singer on the list made me go "HE'S WHITE??!!!!!!!" http://madamenoire.com/96595/well-you-dont-say-10-white-singers-we-once-thought-were-black/
madamenoire.com
Were you surprised that any of these singers weren't black when you heard their music?
 

Saturday, December 3, 2011

happy birth day khanya n wish u al de best in lyf n may god bless u hav a blessed day missin my two beautiful and probably the best sisters

Yvonne Vovo Mashaba
Yvonne Vovo Mashaba happy birth day khanya n wish u al de best in lyf n may god bless u hav a blessed day
 
Karan Mangtani
Karan Mangtani missin my two beautiful and probably the best sisters i could ask for... Poonam Chandiramani & Ruchika Pohuja Panjwani.........love u both......

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Ash 'n' Win Israni
 
Christian Garnica
Christian Garnica U BITCH ASS NIGGAS BE ON SOME PRINCESS SWAG SHIT!!!!!
 
Carol Kim
Carol Kim Am eating nduma na waru wil u accompany me plz karibu

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Danpet LevMartin Nesta
 
Kandra Ann D Mastrogiovanni
Kandra Ann D Mastrogiovanni "I spell my words like how I say it and if u don't like how I say it get off my page!!!"
 
Selorm Sangmor SanSel
Selorm Sangmor SanSel Hmmm! Sometyms piple do things in ur name and u get punished 4 it. What a world we live in.
 
Stacy Ann Smith
Stacy Ann Smith imperfect thts wat i am..... SO WAT ??? if u think u r prefect or striving for prefection here is a task.. try walking on water :-p and let me knw hw it goes !!!

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Courtney Burrell
 
Jessica Gildenstern
Jessica Gildenstern REPLY HONESTLY Have u ever cried For Someone? ? ?
 
Nickie Proudmommiofmines Mumpfield
Nickie Proudmommiofmines Mumpfield BOY I TELL U MI DERY IS FINALLY GETTIN DA GRIP ON USING HIS POT...CUZ IF HE CAN SAY MOMMIE I BOO AND GO GET A DIAPER...OH DAT MEAN YO GROWN BUT NEED TO BE GOIN TO DA TOILET..LOL....OAN: LAUGHING AT DOOKIE HE UP HE TELLIN ME HIS BRAIN CRAZY...I THINK I CAN GET A CHECK....LOL
 
Sarena Acevedo
Sarena Acevedo So i thought i would b able 2 go home 2day but i cnt :( day4 witout seeing my baby?! No no no...he will b on his way shortly 2 visit his mommy :) tj i loveeee u soooo much! =)

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Joshua RamosGriseida Marie
 
Jae Rumph
Jae Rumph I don't know y guys and chicks point da finger at each other saying dis one ain't faithful point period if yall grow da hell up and b honest about everything from da jump then ur life and relationship will b more than wat it is now. U take responsibility for ur part and shut da hell up and fix it then u wont have to worry bout da rest falling into place.
 
Priceless Kpanya Khypolite
Priceless Kpanya Khypolite TYMLESS I SEE U HOMMIE.
 
Fye Roz
Fye Roz ..♥..dua ary lpas aku sakit pale, smpi aku botakkn pale aku..mmng sesuaila kn sbb owg pnggil aku pn botax..hahahah..tpi smalam ngn ari nie awk lak sakit kpale..maun xrisao crazy...plzss dont make me worry about u honey..:(
 
Christian Kettering
Christian Kettering Facebook is full of short pithy little "wisdom sayings" or whatever u want to call them. Anyway this just in....... they suck...... they always have!!! because typically the opposite is always true or there are always exceptions so let me introduce you all to a new term its called the dialectic ..... so unless u all want to continually be the butt-end of irony just relax and don't be wise and if you have to tell people something keep it simple like murder is wrong or being dishonest isnt good even if its good haha
 
Jessica Coley
Jessica Coley is so happy i have destiny and desiree as daughters. They brought me lunch! It hit the spot..but most of all it was nice seeing their smiling faces. It was much needed :) i love u both with all my heart!!
 
Paula Muller
Do not say ...... but when u FIND THE HUMAN in here....hit share
 
Rohit Rajput
Rohit Rajput 1.@+[333145966702661:0] 2. Paste it as a comment.. 3. Delete the "+" signs. ... ... 4. Enter. See the magic. Like and share if u like :)))
 
Brooklyn La Mejor
Brooklyn La Mejor GOOD LUCK TO DA LIL SIS LA MORENA LOVELESS ON UR INTERVIEW... MAY GOD GRANT UR WISH OF HAVING A LIL JOB SO U CAN BE INDEPENDENT LOVE YOU....
 
Beckk Colney
Beckk Colney Sensible lines by a smoker 2 his GF..If u dun wana c me smokin thn u better find other ways 2 keep ma lips busy..zei ve tlt..:-D

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Matey Zote
 
Ajay Tiwari
Ajay Tiwari The bst feelin in wrld is,,,, u fall on ur bed for cozy slp ! n u clse ur eyez n rembr al gd deeds u did whole day ! n apologzin ur heart for wrng once.

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SK Anshika
 
Sagren Naidoo
Sagren Naidoo I love my girlfriend sooo much she is just the best thing that as ever happend to me I love u babe
 
Bagavathy Sundaram
Bagavathy Sundaram A big diffrnce b/w school n college. During school if u were late, u had to sit on d last bench. But in clg, if u r late u have to sit on d first bench ;) hit the like if u r agree with this :D

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Lakshmi NarayananVedham Kcp
 
Sagar Raturi
Sagar Raturi Don't be too confident when someone tells u they like u, d real question is. "UNTIL WHEN?" because just like seasons. PEOPLE CHANGE. Painful but True!!!!

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Swapnil CoolDeepika AmaneRohit PandiaNeetu Shukla
 
Tiffany 'Country' Montgomery
Tiffany 'Country' Montgomery Thank u God..my baby fixed & feelin better! Ready to pick her up...i love my car!
 
Jay Mari
Jay Mari Its not the end of the world wen u fail there is always tomoro to look for.jehova is there to tek ker of greta is the one in u than the one n the world stay blessed luvly weekend