Jaun Colon Can i get a chance 2 change, or am i a vicktom of things iv came 2 maintain?
Mike Long My mom said i shud be nice and luv my sister. So the nxt time i go to see my sis and she sit'n in the chair i'm going to go up to her and give her a GREAT BIG FART cause i love to see the wind blow thru her hair. I'm hoping it's a good wet one to so it acts like that mousse so her hair stays in that wind blow'n thru ur hair look... I SO LUBZ MY SIS
Chris Tibaudo At bennigans sippin on a killians and bout to eat the mixed grill combo, 1/2 rack of baby back ribs, skewer of grilled shrimp, and 12 Oz sirloin with some garlic mashed. Boom.
Kingston Lindsey i finally got BacK on my face Book and i gots a whole lotta shit goin on.... maybe i shouldn't have kame Back on..... ah fuck it
Chelsea Griffin well off to bowling tonight and then get to come home and cleaning house and get reay to see cameron tomorrow, cant wait until i get to hold hi in my arms.... have a good night everyone.....
Theresita Lao ....it is only wen d HOLY SPRIT dwels onyou dat ur able to SEE N ACCEPT reality (REALITIES IN LIFE) thank you my LORD 4 dis wonderful day ahead of us!
..have a REAL WONDERFUL DAY everyone!
Jeff Ribnik Poor Aunt Chippy is having a tough time on her TV segment.................
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This will be Martha Stewart in a few years. You wouldn't think this was so funny if this is your mother-in-law... :) PS - I was being sarcastic when I said s...
Vishnukant Gupta IS YOUR COMPUTER “male” or “female”?
1. Open Notepad
2. Type the following line in notepad:
CreateObject("SAPI.SpVoice").Speak"I love you"
3. Save file as "computer_gender.vbs"
4. Run the file. .
If you hear a male voice, your pc is a boy
If you hear a female voice, your pc is a girl
so,which 1 is urs....!!!
Tracy Williams-Sitterle Dear heavenly Father, please make my joy immune to outward circumstances and please empower that joy by your Holy Spirit. Please bless me as I seek to conform my life and attitude to the example of my Savior. Please help me become a better example of spiritual joy to those around me. In Jesus' name I pray. Amen.
Jennifer Jagade Oestriecher SECRET TO A LONG HAPPY MARRIAGE:
A old woman was sipping on a glass of wine, while sitting on the patio with her husband, and she says, "I love you so much, I don't know how I could ever live without you"... Her husband asks, "is that you, or the wine talking?"... She replies, "it's me... talking to the wine."
Reno Yungwhiz Felton Man fuck a nigga bru real talk i aint gt tyme for no pussy nigga, nigga u dnt put no money n my pocketz sucka ass nigga!
Thomas Aglio Verbal grenades
You throw in vain
I can't believe you'd stoop so low
Of all the things you took away
I miss my mind the most
Is this what you wanted to be
Alone standing by yourself
Is this all you wanted to be
Or was that a cry for help
Kelsey Bartell i need a ride to my uncle pockets house i dont want to wait till five i miss my family out there.
Paula Gorba Can't afford to not pay it forward... so here you go... Hey you...yeah, I mean you. If you have taken a minute to read this... The Angels have seen YOU struggling with something. The Angels say its over. A blessing is coming your way. If you believe in Angels send this message on, please don't ignore it, you are being tested. The Angels are going to fix two things (BIG) in your favor. If you believe in Angels... drop everything and re-post...
Micheal Pepper I need a confident bass player that can do multiple styles
Samantha Marina Loutsch It's a beautiful day in Dakotaland!
Nicole Hanson Much stronger now. Just got in the tub. Might still be a few hours though.
Justin Pinkney Professor : You are a Christian, aren’t you, son ?
Student : Yes, sir.
Professor: So, you believe in GOD ?
Student : Absolutely, sir.
Professor : Is GOD good ?
Student : Sure.
Professor: Is GOD all powerful ?
Student : Yes.
Professor: My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to GOD to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But GOD didn’t. How is this GOD good then? Hmm?
(Student was silent.)
Professor: You can’t answer, can you ? Let’s start again, young fella. Is GOD good?
Student : Yes.
Professor: Is satan good ?
Student : No.
Professor: Where does satan come from ?
Student : From … GOD …
Professor: That’s right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?
Student : Yes.
Professor: Evil is everywhere, isn’t it ? And GOD did make everything. Correct?
Student :Yes
Professor: So who created evil ?
(Student did not answer.)
Professor: Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don’t they?
Student : Yes, sir.
Professor: So, who created them ?
(Student had no answer.)
Professor: Science says you have 5 Senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son, have you ever seen GOD?
Student : No, sir.
Professor: Tell us if you have ever heard your GOD?
Student : No ,sir.
Professor: Have you ever felt your GOD, tasted your GOD, smell your GOD? Have you ever had any sensory perception of GOD for that matter?
Student : No, sir. I’m afraid I haven’t.
Professor: Yet you still believe in Him?
Student : Yes.
Professor : According to Empirical, Testable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says your GOD doesn’t exist. What do you say to that, son?
Student : Nothing. I only have my faith.
Professor: Yes, faith. And that is the problem Science has.
Student : Professor, is there such a thing as heat?
Professor: Yes.
Student : And is there such a thing as cold?
Professor: Yes.
Student : No, sir. There isn’t.
(The lecture theatre became very quiet with this turn of events.)
Student : Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don’t have anything called cold. We can hit 458 degrees below zero which is no heat, but we can’t go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.
(There was pin-drop silence in the lecture theater.)
Student : What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?
Professor: Yes. What is night if there isn’t darkness?
Student : You’re wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light. But if you have no light constantly, you have nothing and its called darkness, isn’t it? In reality, darkness isn’t. If it is, were you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn’t you?
Professor: So what is the point you are making, young man ?
Student : Sir, my point is your philosophical premise is flawed.
Professor: Flawed ? Can you explain how?
Student : Sir, you are working on the premise of duality. You argue there is life and then there is death, a good GOD and a bad GOD. You are viewing the concept of GOD as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, Science can’t even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing.
Death is not the opposite of life: just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?
Professor: If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, yes, of course, I do.
Student : Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?
(The Professor shook his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument was going.)
Student : Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor. Are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a scientist but a preacher?
(The class was in uproar.)
Student : Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor’s brain?
(The class broke out into laughter. )
Student : Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor’s brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established Rules of Empirical, Stable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures, sir?
(The room was silent. The Professor stared at the student, his face unfathomable.)
Professor: I guess you’ll have to take them on faith, son.
Student : That is it sir … Exactly ! The link between man & GOD is FAITH. That is all that keeps things alive and moving.
P.S.
I believe you have enjoyed the conversation. And if so, you’ll probably want your friends /colleagues to enjoy the same, won’t you?
Forward this to increase their knowledge … or FAITH.
By the way, that student was EINSTEIN
Kim Anderson Black Gettin ready to go through 5 trash bags of Rachels cloths for WV yard sales. Gonna be a pain...
Amanda Renee Ward Because to you its just a game; it's just a little to late!.
William Parker Fukking bus is infested with roaches!!! I need a car ASAP!!!
Tammy Hammons family is like a $1 bill you have it for a moment then it's gone!
Erica Brown a niqquh dat "RESPECT" der relationship &. qurl u wouldn't kno wen there in2 it nor nun of der bizness simply bekus he care about her & his relationship to much to disrespect her by putinq there bizness out der 4 others to feed off of,"! # RT.
Barbara Melroy In Santee (near San Diego, CA) now, nice and warm and the sun is shining, been here since Tuesday Jan. 3rd visiting relatives, leaving tomorrow, heading to a big bus rally by Palm Springs, more nice weather. Miss my kids and grandkids back home tho...: (
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