Margaret Jensen "Because you have made the LORD which is my refuge even the most High you habitation there shall no evil befall you, neither shall any plague come near your dwelling for He shall give His angels charge over you to keep you in all your ways."
(Psalm 91:9-11) Have a blessed day and enjoy. ( :
Tim McNally The boss of a Madison Avenue advertising agency called a spontaneous staff meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week. (This is one pretty sharp boss!)
When everyone gathered, the boss, who understood the benefits of having fun, told the burnt out staff the purpose of the meeting was to have a quick contest.
The theme: Viagra advertising slogans.
The only rule was they had to use past ad slogans, originally written for other products that captured the
essence of Viagra. Slight variations were acceptable.
About 7 minutes later, they turned in their suggestions and created a Top 10 List.. With all the laughter and camaraderie, the rest of the week went very well for everyone! The top 10 were:
10. Viagra, Whaazzzz up!
9. Viagra, The quicker pecker picker upper.
8. Viagra, like a rock !
7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight.
6. Viagra , Be all that you can be.
5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone.
4. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.
3. Viagra, Home of the whopper!
2. Viagra, We bring good things to Life!
And the unanimous number one slogan:
1. This is your peepee... This is your peepee on drugs.
Jared Meyer So after a lengthy conversation with Daniel McKnight yesterday, I find myself in the peculiar position of being, quite suddenly, a very enthusiastic Ron Paul supporter. I am preparing the tinfoil hat as we speak. Seriously, though, rumors and bad reputation aside (most of which McKnight has handily dismantled before my very eyes), can anyone give me a good reason I should NOT support him (especially given the current alternatives)?
Ishan Rai Height of insult-
Professor to a student in classroom- hey
wake up ur neighbnur
Student- tune sulaya hai to tu hi utha de...
Student rocks..
Erica Isa Stoner Fuck ima be a bitch today ! Stupid black people getting me mad :\ and didnt even get picked up for school yet :\ FUCK !!!!!!
Ntando Malusi Is cooking "need a wife" faithfull,honest& look after her hubby!!!!
Eng Feras Marar No English dictionary has been able to explain the difference between the two words COMPLETE and FINISHED, in a way that's easy to understand.
Some people say there is no difference between COMPLETE & FINISHED.
I beg to differ because, there is!!!
When you marry the right woman, you are "COMPLETE"..
And when you marry the wrong one, you are "FINISHED"!
And when the wrong one catches you with the right one, you are...
"COMPLETELY FINISHED”!!
JUST FOR FUN :D
Jessica Ann Davis dose anyone want a dog iam looking for a good home for my dog she is a year old part choclate lab and englishe bulldog and she is really friendly and playful and good with kids and other dogs so just inbox me or commtte here if ya want her...
Lolitajarvis Jarvis Well, there will be no need to do any extra work outs today. After a hour of putting away Christmas stuff up in the attic, i am so done. I can't believe it took me this long to put it away. Don't get me wrong it was all packed up and ready. I was not ready. Lol...
Abbeey Anthony NEVER FORGET WHAT A MAN TELLS YOU WHEN HE IS ANGRY
Lokesh Shakya OBAMA is tensioned,
He got a notification from facebook...
OSAMA BIN LADEN accepted Ur friend request...............
Andre Coakley Facebook...... Half Social Network..... Half Shoe Store! Go Figure??
Dear FB Shoe Advertisers:
Could you please refrain from posting your PRODUCTS on my wall due to my wall looking like a CHAMPS, FOOT LOCKER and NIKE OUTLET every morning.
Thank you in advance. LMAO
Raheek Namira گگًثيْراً مّآ أتْمَنى ـآ أنّ آإسَآفِرْ
لِ‘مّگگآإنَ لْآإ يعِلمہۧ بشَشرْ
Keith Corcoran EVERYDAY I'M HUSTLIN'
If you know of anyone looking for the services of a highly skilled, well qualified Creative/Sr. Art Director, let me know. Fulltime in the Cleveland/Akron area, fulltime remote, or freelance.
thanks. :)
Brendan Sweeney Just woke up to a snow storm. Mother fuck.
Estella Briones Lopez good morning facebook peeps! enjoying my new bedroom! enjoy one day at a time life is to short; thanks the lord for other day;
Rick Parrish Coffee and sunshine this morning and a little breakfast.. :))
Elisa Feliciano Wow i truly want to Ty u all for all the birthday wishes! it was amazing 2012 birthday!!!!! Thanks to my beautiful nieces for sjust a great birthday get together, Nati , Naisha and Ashley! and for all the great gifts !!!!! I love uuuuuiiiii enjoy ur trip to D.R
Seret Connell Dinkler Is dealing with a lot of loss lately. Please pray for the families of Freeman York and Bill McKenzie as they are both laid to rest this week. May the Lord bless them and keep them... always.
Vimbai Machemedze A successful man makes more money than his wife spend.A successful woman is one who can find such a man
Thabo Joy hahaha...COMMON and DRAKE r havin a beef over SERENA WILLIAMS.
jah neh...lyf of celebs.
Likes
Tammy Tambo Levi STILL looking for a place to live.HELP!
Kenney Rlc Mac Gotta stay dedicated#one day at a time.
Ao Akron Well we have "General Bradley" in Serie A, now "Daddy" in the EPL.
Friedel v Howard on FSC this afternoon
www.guardian.co.uk
Paul Wilson: Age shows no signs of diminishing the effectiveness of Tottenham's 'daddy goalkeeper'
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