Ham for dinner YAY 5 more min and I can eat YUMMY Dinner I cried when Corey and Leah got marriedtoo bad she a heaux and cheated on that

Elyshae Mathews Ham for dinner! YAY!!!!!! 5 more min and I can eat YUMMY Dinner!

 

Felicia Wilson I cried when Corey and Leah got married...too bad she a heaux and cheated on that man again...SHAME #TeenMom2

 

Eric Lands I hate my 2nd teacher she always talkin bout death and other stuff dats not bout what shw suppose to teach

 

Sarah Fisher I love you more then I love myself

 

Emily Reinhart EVERY GIRL SHOULD READ THIS, SERIOUSLY. WRITTEN BY A GUY. Girls need to realize: We guys don't care if you talk to other guys. We don't care if you're friends with other guys. But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off. It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there. We don't care if a guy calls>OR TEXTS< you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned. Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. That it can't wait till the morning. Also, when we tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it. Don't tell us we're wrong. We'll stop trying to convince you. The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence. Yeah, you can quote me. Don't be mad when we hold the door open. Take Advantage of the mood im in. Let us pay for you! don't 'feel bad' We enjoy doing it. It's expected. Smile and say 'thank you. Kiss us when no one's watching. If you kiss us when you know somebody's looking, we'll be more impressed. You don't have to get dressed up for us. If we're going out with you in the first place, you don't have to feel the need to wear the shortest skirt you have or put on every kind of makeup you own. We like you for who you are and not what you are. Honestly, i think a girl looks more beautiful when she's just in her pj's. or my t shirt and boxers, not all dolled up. Don't take everything we say seriously. Sarcasm is a beautiful thing. See the beauty in it. Don't get angry easily. Stop using magazines/media as your bible. Don't talk about how hot Chris Brown, Brad Pitt, or Jesse McCartney is in front of us. It's boring, and we don't care. You have girlfriends for that. Whatever happened to the word 'handsome'/ 'beautiful' I'd be utterly stunned by a girl who greeted me with 'Hey handsome!' instead of 'Hey baby/ stud/cutie/sexy' or whatever else you can think of. On the other hand im not sayin i wouldn't like it ether. Girls, I cannot stress this enough: if you aren't being treated right by a guy, don't wait for him to change!!!!! Ditch his sorry butt, disgrace to the male population and find someone who will treat you with utter respect Someone who will honor your morals. Someone who will make you smile when you're at your lowest. Someone who will care for you even when you make mistakes. Someone who will love you, no matter how bad you make them feel. Someone who will stop what they're doing just to look you in the eyes....and say 'i love you' ..and actually mean it. Give the nice guys a chance. Guys repost this if you agree. Girls repost this if you think it's cute.. Every Guy who isn't a jerk will agree with this, so we hope that all the girls that read this will repost this. Life is too short to complain about everything that comes your way so stop and smell the roses in life because you might never have another time to take it, so take your time because they are all different in every way, so take chances in life, if it doesn't work out then fine, there are always more roses to smell!

 

Cindy Hollinshead-Barker I hope the weather is nice tomorrow, I need a good long run...it helps get rid of stress.

 

Tresa Smart Tired of blowing my nose! I need another box of tissues!

 

Alexis Leon wow.....i had no clue that wrestling would become my fav sport to watch!!! :) I Love Justus <3 <3

 

Jay McAllister I wonder if a person who wakes up from a long coma feels fresh and well rested.

 

Markus Woods What happened 2 niggas getting it on now niggas want 2 bring them things out I get it on any day

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Felisha LeeAnn Highnote I really hate when people call restricted

 

Antonio Yayo Aiello http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xknbERQdrpI&feature=youtube_gdata_player (Watch "In My Hood - SPM" on YouTube)what do i sie

 

Jess Monma Today was a good day I love my babies I going to sleep well tonight

 

DeShawn Thorpe too bored wtf can i do????

 

Slimmy Riches I Hate Bad Newsssssss Smhhhhhhhhhh . . .

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Lukifer O'Donnell Why do I care? What importance am I to anyone? Why do I even bother?

 

Malynda Maynigo-Ojeda I pretend each day that im okay without you, but those who know me well, they see the hole in my heart & the pain in my soul. I love you & miss you my Baby Jocelynn, its hard to even think it's been 11 years since you went way. Just remember, there's not a day that goes by that i dont think of you or wish you were here with me. You'll always be my baby girl. I love & miss you, I know your in a better place resting in heaven & watching over us. Don't worry we'll meet again another day...

 

Shelby Berger Just made the best pool shot ever and yes i was going for that pocket!

 

Jenn George We all KNOW I don't do well with lemonade! Just saying!

 

Tuco Cardenas Just so everyone knows, I have a CHRISTMAS TREE in my living room (not a holiday tree), my kids are getting CHRISTMAS PRESENTS (not holiday gifts) and we will eat CHRISTMAS DINNER(not a holiday meal), and I will attend a CHRISTMAS PARTY (not a holiday party). I will also very cheerfully wish you a MERRY CHRISTMAS! (not... happy holidays). By the way, if you want to have a Happy Hanukah , by all means do, I respect that. If you want to have a Blessed Kwanzaa, I also respect that. I want to have a Merry Christmas, so I ask YOU to respect that! Repost if you agree

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Maygan Decker still watching this damn discovery biker build off wit jessee james/paul sr/paul jr thing and i am really starting to get pissed they need to tell me who won this damn thing so i can change the fuckin channel! lol

 

Quanavell Clairborne i miss basketball

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Christy Mills Steltz Kinda sad tonight. Tucked the boys in their beds in this house for the last time. I remember bringing both of them home from the hospital to this house. This was our first house as newlyweds in 2000. It seems so small now with 2 dogs & 2 wild boys but it will always be home to me. Dan is not here tonight. I sure do miss him.

 

Christine Petersen We went for new kind of Christmas tree - look closely and you will see it is a potted Fiscus or Fig tree. I will send the picture seperately.

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Lauren Mayville Come on Paul Jr, win this shit! I hope Jesse James chokes on his exhaust fumes!

 

C̲̅r̲̅a̲̅y̲̅o̲̅l̲̲̅̅a̲̅ ̲̅̅ L I K E: For A Color [] Red: You Fine [] Pink: You Cute [] Green: You Alrite [] Blue: I like U [] Yellow: I Would Date You [] Orange:

Amber Cornett C̲̅r̲̅a̲̅y̲̅o̲̅l̲̲̅̅a̲̅( ̲̅̅((> L I K E(: For A Color! [] Red: You Fine ... ... ... ... [] Pink: You Cute [] Green: You Alrite [] Blue: I like U! [] Yellow: I Would Date You [] Orange: You've Made Me Smile-(all the time) [] Gray: We Should Talk More [] Purple: I Love You [] Gold: You're Important To Me [] White: We Should Chill Soon [x] Black: You Should Post this as your Status

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Tum House Một hoá chất được tìm thấy trong chocolate là phenylethylamine (Phenyl Etyl Amin). Hàm lượng hoá chất này này cao sẽ giúp thúc đẩy cảm giác hấp dẫn, thú vị, choáng váng và cả e sợ, và phenylethylamine cũng có thể làm tăng thêm tình cảm của người tình dành cho bạn. Đây là lý do vì sao bạn nên tặng cô gái một thanh chocolate cho lần hẹn hò đầu tiên, cuộc hẹn đó sẽ tốt đẹp hơn

 

廖書賢

傻眼！ “嫦娥” 在深圳地鐵口，徵男度中秋

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人的一生就像在拉屎，有時你已經很努力了，可出來的只是一個屁。

 

Amir Ali Jalwa e zahir ko be chashm e batin dekh.

 

Nayab Ahmed YOM-e-AASHURA

 

Mary Kuan na e hack nio naman ang account ko ah...hapus lng bla mag hmu liwat account.....t man nag pa himunung kaman gali?kabay pa nga padaun na na nga nd kana mang hilabot......

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Grandi grossi grassi e piccoli

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Atit Bhagat

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મિત્રો, એક સરસ નાનકડી વાત આપની સમક્ષ રજુ કરું છું, રસ દઈને વાંચજો. એક દિવસ યમદૂત એક માણસનો પ્રાણ હરણ કરવા એના ઘરે આવ્યો, ત્યારે પેલા માણસે કીધુ : હું તારી સાથે આવવા બિલકુલ તૈયાર નથી. યમદૂત : પણ તારું નામ મારા લીસ્ટમાં સૌથી ઉપર પેલા નંબરે છે, મારે તને લઈજ જવો પડે એમ છે. માણસ : તો પછી મારી એક ઈચ્છા પૂરી કરો, તમે મારી સાથે અહી બેસીને થોડુક જમી લો, પછી આપણે બંને સાથે નીકળીએ. (પેલા માણસે યમદૂતની નજર ચૂકવીને એના જમવામાં નિંદરની ગોળીઓ ભેળવી દીધી) જમ્યા પછી યમદૂતને જબરદસ્ત નિંદર આવવા લાગી અને થોડીવારમા તો તે ઘસઘસાટ ઊંઘવા માંડ્યો. એ ઉઠે તેની પહેલા જ ઓલા માણસે યમદુતના લીસ્ટમાંથી પોતાનું પહેલું નામ છેકીને સોથી છેલ્લે લખી દીધું. થોડીવાર પછી યમદૂત મસ્ત પૈકી સુઈને ઉઠયા પછી ખુશમિજાજ અવાજે પેલા માણસને બોલ્યો : હું તારા પર બહુજ ખુશ છું, તારા ઘરે સ્વાદિષ્ઠ ભોજન લઈને મને પરમ આનંદ થયો અને ખુબજ સરસ નિંદર આવી એટલે હવે હું મારા આ લીસ્ટમાની સૌથી છેલ્લી વ્યક્તિ જે છે એને મારી સાથે સૌથી પેલા લઇ જઈશ!!!! બોધ : મિત્રો, મૃત્યુને કોઈ નથી અટકાવી શકતું, જે વિધિમાં લખેલું છે, તે થઇનેજ રહેશે. આ પોસ્ટ એક મિત્ર દ્રારા લખાયેલ છે ગમે તો જરૂરથી "SHARE" કરજો ........ Via Piyush Chaudhari ~ Posted By Aryan ~

 

Samy Nyman There and then, Carmen decided that she couldn’t take the bullying any longer. She planned to stay behind, that evening, after school, and tell her teacher what had been happening. Unfortunately, her decision came too late to save her life. After lunch, her teacher announced that the school was holding a fire drill. When the alarm sounded, Carmen and the other students filed out of the classroom and assembled in the yard outside. As the teachers read out the roll call, the gang of five girls decided that this was a great opportunity to embarrass Carmen in front of the whole school during the fire drill. They moved over to where Carmen was standing, near a sewer drain, and began crowding the poorgirl, getting in her face and nudging her towards the open manhole. They pushed her and she tripped over and fell head-first down the manhole. When they saw her falling, the girls started giggling and when Carmen’s name was called out, they shouted "She’s down in the sewer!" All of the other students began laughing. But when the teachers looked down the manhole and saw Carmen’s body lying at the bottom in the muck and the poop, the laughter abruptly stopped. Her head was twisted around at an odd angle and her face was covered in blood. Worse still, she wasn’t moving. There was nothing any of the teachers could do for her. Carmen was dead. When the police arrived and went down into the sewer, they determined that she had broken her neck. Her face had been torn off when she hit the ladder on the way down and her neck snapped when she landed on her head on the concrete at the bottom. The police hauled Carmen’s body out of the sewer and sent her to the mortuary. Everyone had to stay behind after school while the police questioned all of Carmen’s classmates. The five girlslied to the police, saying they had witnessed Carmen falling down the sewer. The police believed the girls and Carmen Winstead’s death was ruled an accident and the case was closed. Everyone thought that was the last they would hear of Carmen Winstead, but they were wrong. Months later, Carmen’s classmates began receiving strange e-mails on their MySpaces. The e-mails were titled "They Pushed Her" and claimed that Carmen hadn’t really fallen down the sewer, she had been pushed. The e-mails also warned that the guilty people should own up and take responsibility for their crime. If they didn’t there would be horrible consequences. Most people dismissed the e-mails as a hoax, but others were not so sure. A few days later, one of the girls who pushed Carmen down the sewer was at home taking a shower, when she heard a strange cackling laugh. It seemed to be coming from the drain. The girl started to freak out and ran out of the bathroom. That night, the girl said goodnight to her mom and went to sleep. Five hours later, her mom was awoken in the middle of the night, by a loudnoise that resounded throughout the house. She ran into her daughter’s room, only to find it empty. There was no trace of the girl. The worried mother called the police and when they arrived, they conducted a search of the area. Eventually, they discovered the girl’s grisly remains. Her corpse was lying in the sewer, covered in muck and poop. Her neck was broken and her face missing. It had been completely torn off. One by one, all of the girls who pushed Carmen that day were found dead. They had all been killed in exactly the same way and were all found at exactly the same spot. In the sewer at the bottom of the same uncovered manhole where Carmen had met her doom. But the killing didn’t stop there. More and more of Carmen’s former classmates were found dead. It seemed that anyone who didn’t believe that Carmen had been pushed, was eventually found down in the sewer with their necks broken and their faces torn off. They say that Carmen’s ghost is still on the rampage, hunting down anyone who doesn’t believe her story. According to the legend, Carmen will get you, whetherit’s from a toilet, a shower, a sink or a drain. When you go to sleep, you’ll wake up in the sewer, in complete darkness, paralyzed, unable to move, hearing cackling laughter all around you. Then, as you scream in horror, Carmen will come and tear your face off. So be careful who you bully, because you just might find yourself on the receiving end of the curse of Carmen Winstead. FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off. Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true. Repost this if your against bullyin

 

Fazlina Jainun e...sush tol lh nk jmpa clien ni...tel x angkt2 email x bls2 msg x reply2............e bl ni???????????dh 2 bln aku tgu ko.....mdh2an msh ada rezki aku.....

 

張詠慶

氣候暖化，俄羅斯飢餓棕熊，開棺食人屍

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俄羅斯餓熊 開棺食人屍 上周六，在俄羅斯就近北極圈的科米（ Komi）共和國的 Vezhnya Tchova村，兩名婦女前往市政府的墓園，遠遠看見一個人形物體，蹲在墓前，似乎是一名披着毛衣的健碩男子，跪着為痛失至愛而哀慟。 走近一看，女子都嚇儍了眼，原來那根本不是人，而是一隻軀體龐大的熊，牠正咀嚼着人屍。死者身上的衣服，都被扯掉，落在鄰近墓碑。看見熊食人屍，女子驚嚇得失聲尖叫。叫聲讓巨熊受驚，牠慌忙竄進樹林，不知所終。 人屍變成熊食糧，慘絕人寰，都是氣候暖化惹的禍。當地官員說，今年夏天非常酷熱，熊慣常吃的蘑菇、莓果和青蛙等食物都大幅減少，牠們為生存，被迫才闖進墓園，挖人屍來吃，要嚇走牠們，...

 

Tan Yiu Huat

醜小鴨變天鵝? 李毓芬出道對比差異最大 ！

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中天新聞》日前被爆料遭到團體排擠的李毓芬，這次在接受周刊訪問時再度成為焦點。李毓芬表示，儘管自己現在是公眾人物，但是絕對不會放棄愛情，就算只有見面半小時也行。另外團體中的三人出道前後的差異甚大，也成了大家矚目的焦點。更多完整報導，詳見： http://video.chinatimes.com/

 

Luana Góes Projeto de extensão!....quarta viajar para o lorenço, Deus nos leve na tua santa paz.....nos leve e nos traga!.....Deus que o senhor esteja no controle de tudo! (8)

 

Siti Hajar sile tekan LIKE siape yang jumpe ( E ) qwrtyuophbjduivcbfdnvhfdnvkndvuifdnuianfyvfiadnsufncnejkbcuyfivb bsuyavbkjsnbcuyvfdbvjkfsnibkcjvfidbvkjnsbsauiwwrfkbuvbkjnvuifdnv janbubckjnasubcyudejkdbvudhsbvbhsdvbiabcksjbvuyfdbsfbvusybvsv !!! arap korang jumpe yer <3

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莊依蕙

整人節目 - 惡搞男女浴室!!!

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笑死!!!!!!!

 

LiMea Yeh

惡搞勃起，令美女開心高興 ^_^

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惡搞勃起，令美女開心高興 ^_^

 

吳尾熊

大狗說:「我肚子餓了!」

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我....我笑到停不下來........救命啊!!

 

Erica Livinski Venha sono cretino que amanha é cedo!

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Yam Gapusan Rapacon ..misan ang pgseselos, nkakasira ng relasyon ksi walang tiwala pro khit minsan ba naisip mo na kya sya ngseselos e ntatakot syang mwala ka sa knya Dahil sobrang mahal ka nya..

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Kelsey Finnegan Everyone thought that was the last they would hear of Carmen Winstead, but they were wrong. Months later, Carmen’s classmates began receiving strange e-mails on their MySpaces. The e-mails were titled "They Pushed Her" and claimed that Carmen hadn’t really fallen down the sewer, she had been pushed.

 

Muhammad Afzal

Barelvi Barelwi God Tahir ul Qadri Dawat e islami ilyas qadri

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Beatriz Monteiro Booa noitte face ' nataal && ano novO chegando ,, como ese ano passou rapido , passo diante dos meus olho ! ;O mas o melhor de tudo é qe estou viva ! Entao é oq contA , mas ano qe vem estaremos ai ,, pra tentar aproveitar mas ;]]*, por qe 2012 esttA chegando , qe medo '~' kkkk

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Rusty Morton

 

Vanusa Dias Hoje a saudade ta machucando., tortura, mas o meu consolo e saber que Deus esta no controle nao deixara meu barco naufragar nesse mar (amor de filha pra pai e eterno) .

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Lou Diaz watching on a&e the long island gilgo serial killer. on again at 1a.m its scary glued to the t.v watching this.