Nila Damayanti pengalaman Interpiuw gw:
Here this....
Perusahaan A:
Yg ngainterpiuw: Apa alasan anda tertarik melamar di perusahaan kami?
Dakuw: Karena..bla..bla...bla...
Udah ngomong ngalor ngidul, smpek smpt si yang nginterpiunya curcol eee...dy balik tanya lg, alasan anda tertarik melamar di perusahaan kami apa?
Ya ampun!!
Perusahaan B:
baru kali ini dakuw test psikologi di dapur kantor, pindah2 mulu pula...
terus lanjut hbs tes psikologi interpiew....
Tanyanya dikit malah dijelasin langkah2 mroduksi produknya...*ohmygod*
Perusahaan C:
perusahaan ini lumayan besar n the story goes..
dakuw n 1teman: "pak, saya bukan dari jurusan teknik melainkan manajemen, tp saya ingin menaruh lamaran di perusahaan ini, boleh pak?"
Hrd.nya: owh, iya nggak papa
ok, dakuw n 1 temanku pun masukin berkas habis itu kmbli k bapaknya ngasih lamaran...
temenku pun bertanya: yakin ta jeng g di interpiuw langsung?
aku : nggak...tenang aja, cuman naro doank koq...
ternyata kata2 NARO DOANK hanya tinggal angan...
n then...
jalan ke bapak hrd.nya..
ngasi lamaran...
daku: pak, ini lamaran kita...
hrd.nya: owh iya2..
dakuw: terima kasih pak,
Hrd-nya: Bisa bahasa inggris?
dakuw: bisa pak, tapi tdk begitu aktif..
Hrd-ny: ok2, duduk.....duduk..
Dakuw + temenku: hah??!
Hrd-nya: wantuten??
aku+temenku: mlongo! dengan tampang ya ampun aku g ngerti...
Hrd-nya: (tetep) wantuten...wantuten...???
dakuw: Woott? sory sir, i dont understan what do u mean?
Hrd-nya: mulai nulis di kertas, trs ngomong..dari skala 1-10 itu anda bisa menilai diri anda bisa bhs inggris itu brp?
aku+tmnku: O (Ya oloooh..mbok bilang dari td kek..)
Dakuw: seven to eight, tmanku: six to seven
Sebagai teman durhaka kamu shayank,,,(hahaha)
Hrd-nya: really, seven to eight?
Aku: yes, i've tried sir..
Hrd-nya: ok, tell me about yourself in english, completely!!
Aku: Mampus!!
P.S: bagi kamu- kamu yang bhs. inggrinya kurang bgtu lancar aku saranin deh,,,mending belajar bahasa inggris dr sekarang!
bila perlu, nanti kalo uda pnya anak untuk sementara buang aja anak lo k benua eropa trs kalo udah gede pungut aja lagi...hahahaha
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